Hol Horse Fucker 3,000

I think when you correctly identify a trauma that is the base of a woe of yours it should just disappear. It should be like "aaahh. you got me" and vanish and leave 100 dollars behind

i’ve only read tumblr posts and undertale fanfiction. can i write the spicy young adult novel to change the world.

oh... you touched my tralala... i guess

i cant stop saying "grisp it"

they wouldn't have censored us like this on the jeremy renner app

defunctland episode released immediately upon your death chronicling all failed career paths and relationships and somehow michael eisner is still at fault

there’s just something so awesome about a character you love getting really badly hurt

ughh. why does my head hurt

theres something about when middle school girls are weebs but arent into yaoi/yuri thats kinda unsettling. what are you republican

just helped an old old man log into his outlook account and we succeeded and he said “young lady, go in peace. we have accomplished this mission.” what an electrifying way of speaking…

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that