Forever Cold, Never Cut

writing a canon divergent fix-it fic while also shaking my head to show that i actually really like the canon's tragic narrative and am not trying to say i think it would be better if canon was like this

my 5 year plan is to get back my joy

i think mlp fans who draw all of the mane six as white are stupid as hell . they're meant to be this diverse friend group and they're all skinny and white like u need to put the pen down

people gotta start making characters with unibrows. and like. not for the sake of being a joke or as another thing to tell you this character is disgusting and ugly. im tired of there being like barely any characters with a unibrow whos character archetype isnt "ugly joke character with a unibrow" and nothing else.

I wasn’t built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person

Gotta say, my absolute favourite notes on this so far have been the number of people congratulating Tony on his rebound from the Grinch.

the prince has begun practicing curtseying in the mirror. which could mean nothing.

we have good news and bad news, my liege. the good news is that we now know what that curtsying was about: you will be pleased to know that, after several heartfelt conversations between your child, the court jesters and a myriad of singing woodland creatures, you are now the parent of a proud and joyful new princess. the bad news is that, due to a series of events related to the dragon-sized hole in her bedchamber wall,

pretty sure you’re literally the only person who understood my vision on this accursed post

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

go my brick 🫳︵🧱

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

you can't get out that way!

that's not very helpful.

maybe the open window will help.

try the open window instead.

being nonbinary is sick as fuck but sometimes there is also the isolation