Forever Cold, Never Cut

im so sexy and fun and fucking doomed

going to partys not to steal shit but to sneeze on ur fucking tv when u arnt looking

"can you be a fan of a video game you havent played" discourse is stupid, because plenty of people who played the game have some of the dumbest fucking takes ive ever seen

you're not making enough of stone fruit season. that's another thing you're fucking up. a few dozen stone fruit seasons you get your whole life. you need to take a hard look at your peach and mango consumption.

eternal ass june ive already reincarnated 10,000 lives this month

This is the first arbitrary barrier in this series I will accept

Pokemon Heritage Post

my hobbies include watching the trees sway in the wind, drinking warm beverages, walking to places, yearning,

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

im not complaining because i expect you to fix anything im complaining to bond with you. omggggg find your hater spirit

i think tumblr urls in the old superwholock fandom style are like those old household appliances that got discontinued because they had asbestos or uranium or whatever in them - maybe you have a beloved cousin or old high school friend who still has a dean-and-loki-in-the-tardis and sure it's not great but what are you gonna do, make them get rid of it? come on, that's katie's url, she's had it forever, it's fine. but if you find someone that has a brand new castieldrinkingteawithsherlock then something dark is afoot. they have regulations against making any more of those. you should be able to cut tumblr users open and count their rings like trees. i bet some of you got horny reading that last sentence

shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

a gentle reminder that you just need to make things a tiny bit better for your future self. reading one page, writing one sentence, getting half of a task done, it’s still good.