pokemon is hilarious. its like.
“hello im professor tree and I study the mysterious being called ‘animals.’ i have been researching them all my life am pretty sure there are only like 150 of them. i have no idea where they come from. this is my grandson penis”
and then you go off and do ten year old things like catch ANIMALS in your ANIMAL BALLS which you bought at the ANIMAL MART for data for the ANIMAL DEX. and then you go and heal up at the ANIMAL CENTER.
ID: A reply by @reubenbread that says “His grandson what-”/End ID
penis.
ID: A screenshot from the intro to pokemon firered and leafgreen. The rival character is standing on the screen and there is a text box that says “That’s right! I remember now! His name is PENIS!” the word penis is in all caps./End ID




















