ShyGlitchGoddess

Our first date is going really well.

Sometimes they like to try and wander after dark....it is best to keep them hobbled in the barn for their safety

When girls think their tits matter....the tools they have manipulated boys with their whole life.....meet a man who knows what they are for.....well....let's just say the magic happens then and she learns exactly what they mean to him

🤣🤣🤣😋😘

I miss Dee....

It better quite pretending to be tired.....it has miles to go before it will be allowed to rest

Walk like a model

Serena Mitchell (left) and Jennipher Jordan (right) were planning a relaxing evening just chatting and sipping wine when a burly masked burglar broke in, securely bound and gagged the pretty damsels and robbed them.

"No, I'm not here just to steal your valuables....I'll be stealing both of you lovely ladies as well. Plenty of room in my panel truck." ;)

That’s cute “ik im taking ur stuff but don’t worry I’ll take u too!” Sweet

Women belong in the workplace in the same way air conditioning does. You're not people, you're conveniences for men. Women don't belong on payroll. Women belong under your boss's desk, keeping his balls nice and clean while he works on something far too complicated for you to understand. You belong in the break room, spreading your holes while the men write degrading things on your body. It's funny, it's entertaining, it's a workplace bonding exercise. You belong bent over a desk so the men can take out their frustrations on you during long shifts, in the toilet when the urinal is out of order. You're not a person, but you can still be useful. Make yourself useful. It's what you're for.

lol the “stop stuffing tp in the urinal” sign till u walk in and see a stuffed slut

Need a man in my dms who sends my nudes to his friends so all of them can degrade me. Then he sends me screen shoots of their reactons so I can rub my cunt to it

Are you telling me to find a replacement for you? Don’t talk such stupid shit. I know I’ll never be able to love another person again. You hold a special place in my mind—this apartment was built to fit your measurements and needs, and no one else will fit in there; they’ll just turn into furniture, waiting for their true owner. I’ll carry you through my whole life, past millions of faces. And no matter how hard I try to piece together a double of you from all that diversity, I won’t succeed. You’re a unique combination, a once-in-a-lifetime chance.

How I expect him to act when I tell him to move on

I wish I had longer canines so I could leave little puncture holes on your neck

I just want to consume your blood like a vampyre and leave lasting love bites

Did we untangle or are you still tied to me

Oh to be loved…