ShyGlitchGoddess

She’s a 10 but she giggles and kicks her feet when big scary men say they want kidnap her.

You want me?? Like all the time?

getting raped by my best friend for talking about someone else in front of them

gangrape that's more like a stray animal emergency rescue mission than rape. i'm thinking "careful careful careful eeeasy" and "it’s just scared, poor thing" and "it's okay, it's okay we've got you"

Taking you to build a bear then making you hump it in the car on the way home

I thought the crate would be for playing but turns out that’s what the bed was for

for my next trick i‘ll need a gun

i love taking care of others, i really do, but sometimes i wish someone would take care of me

Why can’t there be a dunkin in the apartment parking lot for just us? The fact that I have to get in my car and driveeeee? BOOO

It should be room serviced 😡

if you think about a girl too much during the day you should just wake up in her arms the next morning