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"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

loud warning

Rolling on the floor sobbing and crying and losing my mind at “GET INSIDE THE VAAAAAAAAAAN”

I never get tired of this video. The comedic density is off the fucking charts.

your weird obsession with moral purity is degrading your critical thinking skills and poisoning your ability to empathize with other people btw

I hope I'm online when it happens. I want to see a sudden flood of crab rave memes right after refreshing my dash, and in the middle of it all, the Castiel news meme. That's how I want to learn of it; not through anything solemn or serious, but via overwhelming silly celebration.

Tumblr sexyman contest ongoing… Trump about to give a long Fourth of July speech outside during extreme heat…oh yeah it’s all coming together

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

being nonbinary is sick as fuck but sometimes there is also the isolation

Unreliable everyone

This joke feels like it was made for me specifically