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Ty: ...B, is everything okay?
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Agent B: Is it possible to cry so much you dehydrate yourself?
Ty: ...B, is everything okay?

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Aaaaand surprisingnobodyprobably the likely first Quest for the Queen fic is UP!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/88584461
As with the original, the first fic is a fix fic. Some things never change XD Massive, MASSIVE spoilers for Quest of the Queen in there, as with most regular Bordergrams works! Thou hast been warned :P
(I’ve seen other people do morning reblogs—figured I might as well do that here, since I posted this at midnight and everyone was probably asleep XD Bordergrams fans work fast!)
Aaaaand surprisingnobodyprobably the likely first Quest for the Queen fic is UP!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/88584461
As with the original, the first fic is a fix fic. Some things never change XD Massive, MASSIVE spoilers for Quest of the Queen in there, as with most regular Bordergrams works! Thou hast been warned :P
*beat*
Okay so like.
(MASSIVE QUEST FOR THE QUEEN SPOILERS BELOW)
Puzzle book blorbos on relationships
B: What you have to understand is, relationships aren’t easy.
Render: Yeah, fair.
B: They’re hard. They require constant work. A relationship is a job.
Render: I guess...
B: It’s a challenge that feels overwhelming. It’s a crushing burden.
Logico: Um.
B: A relationship is a grueling ordeal.
Logico: Who are you trying to convince, exactly?
Render: Yeah, are you okay?
B: I’m FINE! This is NORMAL!

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*beat*
Oh my god Parallelogram Quest for the Queen would actually be completely insane.
Well, I said “later today”. Apparently, that means now, because I’m genuinely a little choked up right now and need to express my feelings. Obviously, massive, MASSIVE spoilers for Quest for the Queen down below!
Puzzle-wise—‘twas all well and good! But I wouldn’t know. Again, I was skimming them, because doing the puzzles gets in the way of reading the PLOT and I don’t have time for these people’s problems :P
Now for said plot.
…
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *explodes*
Oh. My. GOD.
I knew it! I KNEW this was post-apocalypse! I clocked it from the moment I read Transportia in the promo images! I KNEW it! And then I saw that Render got a “magic” gauntlet that shot out fire and I was just like FLAMETHROWER GLOVE. AND I WAS RIGHT. All the magic was advanced tech!
Well. Mostly. Apparently, possession is real? Holy mother of wow.
Sir Render and Queen Leigh, the one heterosexual couple in puzzle books to not be doomed by the narrative! ^^ I enjoyed Render’s growth immensely. Seeing him genuinely become a better person over the course of the narrative and earn a happy ending was so…immensely satisfying. I loved B’s tragedy, but this is nice too. (A happy ending? In Bordergrams? It’s more likely than you think!)
Pan…oh god I wanted to give him a hug. I’m declaring it now, he survived the sanctum’s collapse and reunited with Render and Leigh later. It’s canon now. No one can stop me. (My first villain blorbo was also possessed and forced to do evil against his will, so I’ve got a soft spot for them.)
Speaking of possession…
B. Oh my GOD. I was really hoping there’d be some twist that would let him be an antagonist because B just being dead seemed like a waste of a possible villain—AND THERE DAMN WELL WAS! Holy fuck I was RIGHT that he was past the point of conquering the world and just wanted to destroy it, and even his own (probable) death didn’t stop him from trying. This man literally built the Division’s successors into a DEATH CULT. Oh my GOD. B. B I love you. B stop doing this to yourself—
Ty got a cameo! ^^ I like that he still counted B as a friend, after everything. That was nice ^^ I’m not entirely sure what was going on there—whether this was an afterlife or some kinda simulation—but then again, neither would Render. Medieval times, and all :P
(Y’all think the fantasy creatures might’ve actually been, like. Mutants, or something?)
All in all—this was a very, very fun story ^^ I’m happy the Bordergrams world could get a happy ending, after everything, but I’m also sad, because…well, B, for one thing, but also because the series seems to be over. And speaking as someone who loves Bordergrams deeply and dearly, it always hurts when something you love comes to a close. But, well, it was good, from beginning to end. That’s all one can really ask for, in the end ^^
…I do have one question, though.
Okay, so Render is descended from the Holy Being. The Holy Being was B.
So who on Earth was his other ancestor?!
No, seriously. Was it Ripley? You know, in the super brief time B and Ripley had before she pretended to blow herself up? Was it someone else? You know, when B was clearly so hung up on her he didn’t want to make it work with anyone who wasn’t Ripley? Was Render’s entire line the product of some one-night stand the Director had that would produce someone who inherited B’s depression possible CENTURIES down the line?!
I suppose we’re not finding out, genealogical records probably blew up along with everything else in the Great Divide. But. Well. It’s the kind of question that leads to interesting headcanons :P
*finishes A Quest for the Queen, puts it down*
…
*inhales*
*BANSHEE-LIKE SHRIEKING*
*INCOMPREHENSIBLE BABBLING OF CHAOS*
*DYING WHALE ROAR*
…
It was good I enjoyed it :D
the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.
One hundred and ten years ago to the day. Amazing. Incredible.
RIP😔🙏📚🍯
Chapter 2 down! Holy crap, things are picking UP. I’m already at the point where I’m skimming the puzzles to get to the story ^^;
Also, uh. Well. I clocked THAT twist from a mile away.

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Finished Chapter 1 of Quest for the Queen!
Not much to say so far, just that so far, this is, uh. Much harder than the original, wow. I would personally let Leigh and Pan down so fast :P
On that note, the characters are decidedly echoing the original three main characters in various ways (Render with B, Pan with Ty, Leigh with Ripley). We’ll see how that goes, I suppose ^^;
Quest for the Queen releases TOMORROW!
I can’t wait to have my heart ripped clean out of my chest :D
BONUS:
So I’m making it a point to not do any of the puzzles (and thus not see any of the plot) until July 14th, since that’s the day QftQ is SUPPOSED to release (even if quite a few stores seem to have gotten it early). That said, I have allowed myself to read everything up to the first puzzle, and something I wanna note—
—is that Render right now seems to be in a very similar place to where Agent B ended up going by the end of Bordergrams.
So maybe this is a sign that his story will end happier! Maybe his arc will be about learning of the joy and hope in the world! Maybe he’ll actually get a happy ending!
…or maybe Bordergrams will emotionally crush me again. Hard to say :P
Guuuuuess what I found in BARNES & NOBLE TODAY—
AAAAAAAAAAAH— *combusts*
Ripley: Ah yes, the five love languages.
Ripley: *points to B* Touch-starved.
Ripley: *points to Logico* My parents never told me they were proud of me.
Ripley: *points to Irratino* I love stuff.
Ripley: *points to B* I’m so fucking tired please god just let me rest for 5 minutes.
Ripley: *points to herself* Pay attention to me.
B: HEY, WHY’D I GET TWO?!

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Did I draw an entire fake screencap just so I’d have an excuse to use a post that I thought was very Bordergrams-coded?
Yes.
Yes I did.
A Quest for the Queen comes out in one week!
In lieu of personally annoying all y’all in your inboxes over whether you’ve read the original (which you should), I’m gonna simply ask the fandom as a whole:
Have you read the original Bordergrams yet?
Yes!
I’m in the process of reading it!
No, but I want to!
No, and I don’t want to.