i am not owned!!

yes cowboy your masculinity is perfectly balanced between instinctive and performative now can you please bruce springs-clean your room

ALWAYS REMEMBER: THE NIGHT IS DARKEST JUST BEOFRE IT KEEPS GOING FOREVER

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

louis to lestat: please help me i know i didn't call when you were shot but i really need to know if this girl i've been paying to roleplay our dead daughter is actually her meanwhile armand to daniel: would u ever want to hang out like socially

imagine this heat and you roll over in bed an there’s some cunt there next to you. bruv id be inconsolable

if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out

“unless its a book!” “unless you tell me it has gay people in it!” “this but only for live action shows” “theres a good chance i’ll get to it eventually” no wrong this post is not for you this post is ONLY for bitches who could have a treasured friend recommend them something that sounds grown in a lab to be your personal catnip and, with no choice in the matter, immediately know it will never be the right time to watch/read/listen to it

sometimes i have a dream that reveals such a humiliating desire i have that i genuinely lose a bit of respect for myself

it's keep your wits about you wednesday