i am not owned!!

yes cowboy your masculinity is perfectly balanced between instinctive and performative now can you please bruce springs-clean your room

every bad thing in the entire world is due to the dark sorcerer if we just kill the dark sorcerer i bet everything will be amazing something amazing will happen

have the bots at chain pharmacies gained enough consciousness to know they're going to hell

maybe next year instead of amateur fireworks on every block for hours and hours we can try holding up a single beautiful flower

That is so incredibly gay. I hope all the flowers die at the same time

Ok this

Soccer players are the horses of men’s sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and