heard porn bots might be following you guys again. sorry about that. but in some good news i have been gaining many new followers who are real stunningly beautiful women. welcome ladies :)

your dog looked at me funny so naturally I had to fell it with one wicked blow

I’m sorry I support all jokes but cave johnson would not be supportive of trans women

Due to a recent accident in the labs, the boys downstairs have found a way to turn men into women. Amazing breakthrough, and we wish you all luck on your transition. And your job hunt. You’re all fired. Sorry boys, nothing against you. We just don’t need women around here trying to clean up the lab while the men are trying to do real work. Cave out.

do you think women woild like me more if i talked like a victorian era ghost child

IDK maybe this is a me thing but if I had planned a revenge murder on a train and then at the last minute a celebrity homicide detective was booked in the last cabin I would simply not go ahead with the murder.

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

NOAH CALDWELL GERVAIS CAME OUT AS TRANS WE FUCKING DID IT

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

*gets out of a conversation with a coworker in which I smiled, laughed, or appeared as some approximation of an ordinary person with expressive emotions and such* No… I masked too well… I’m gonna get a bad grade in being kuudere..

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

idk which transgender bitch needs to hear this but u are better than everyone else

hey dude are you going to the AFAB only rocky horror screening tonight?