The Hooked Piper

(This assumes Lucifer has any knowledge of slang oops)

(Boomer idiots)

Feat Alastor and Husk

*Lucifer and angel walking towards the lobby*

Angel: -Wait you’re into degredation???

Lucifer: Ha.. yea… It comes with the religious trauma… plus I’ve been around long enough to try everything atleast once…

Angel: Me too! -The trauma part, not the immortal shit… Hey watch this! *Runs up to the bar*

Lucifer: *Following angel*

Angel: Hey Whiskers!~ Whatcha doin tonight? Maybe you and I should hit the town n’ get up to some shit.

Husk: Ha! In ya dreams kid, why would I go chasin after your fucked up mess all night, when I can just stay here and chase myself around the room.

Angel: Booo!~ Husky you’re a bore!

Husk: Ya got that right, Now stop ya bitchin and order a drink.

Angel: Kay~ 💕💕💕

Lucifer: Hmm….

Lucifer: Hey Al! Whuddya doin later? Let’s go out and get drinks, maybe go dancing.

Alastor: -Shouldn’t you be asking your Wife for a night on the town???…… Oh wait. She ghosted you.

Lucifer: *Fucking deceased*

Angel: ……..Damn……… Not even aftercare can save you from that burn…

Thing is, Lucifer and Lilith are poly. They're very poly. Lucifer is so used to all of his relationships KNOWING that it's a poly agreement that he completely forgot that Alastor didn't already know. So as far as Alastor knew, Lucifer was emotionally cheating on him the entirety of their relationship, and it's only just then that Lucifer realizes how supremely he's fucked up.

He gets no sympathy from Lilith, she'd in fact laugh in his face if she weren't also pissy at him for not communicating.

Que Lilith deciding to take Alastor out on a date herself to torture Lucifer further.

I'll try to explain my view on the story briefly.

The main theme of Good Omens is humanity and showcasing how both demons and angels ruin humanity with their intervention. The whole point of S1 is that Crowley and Aziraphale saw that none of them are on the Hell's side with the whole Armaggeddon thing. Crowley also knew that he isn't on Heaven's side but Aziraphale wasn't convinced, he still thought that maybe he could fix something there.

In S2 through the lesbian café plotline they see -especially Crowley - that they still have the "white savior but spiritual" thinking. They think that they know what's best for humans and try to manipulate them to do so and the girls tell Crowley in the end that it's bad, that they don't want to feel like dolls in their hands even if they mean good.

Aziraphale in S3 learns that heaven is unable to be fixed. That the whole system is rigged and must be destroyed. We even see that some Archangels are unhappy with how the system is because it serves nobody.

And both him and Crowley realize that in order to fix things, to give humanity the chance to actually live (which is the main theme of the story) they have to erase the whole system. I'm sorry to tell you but Good Omens was not just a gay love story, it was a stroy about humanity and tearing the system down. It was sad tyat they didn't get to live together but if the ending was "we are going to spend an eternity in a bookshop together" it would ruin the whole purpose of the story which was learning to care for humanity in a non self-serving way.

And God 100% reincarnated them. That cheeky smile when she said they would never see each other again? She wanted to see how committed they were, testing them the way she's tested everyone at every turn.

WHO allowed David to, idk, to look like this absolutely mind shattering pretty STUNNING mess

I'll now be thinking about those shots for the rest of my life in a completely unhealthy way thank you very much

They both needed to make the decision of -

Do you want to spend the rest of your existence living by the words of someone who is unknowable to you, who you are just supposed to trust and follow?

Or do you want to start over, to begin a new life even with all the uncertainty that brings, where there are no guarantees apart from being free?

PLUS the fact that later he's replaced it with a bow tie that apparently he just?? Happened to have at work just in case???

And oh please.

Good Omens + Costumes

Crowley going “Were you good” to his half-dead plant, delivered in exactly the same tone as “Did you miss me” to Bentley in Season 2.

Crowley, with a lazy flick of the wrist at Jesus: “I’m not asleep. I’m out cold.”

Dagon and Eric hectically looking for Crowley’s memo. Gets me every time.

LOVED the sound design of demons not being able to say Jesus’ name.

Aziraphale, in disbelief: “You lost it in a game of skill and chance.” And then, suddenly severe: “To whom?” (Oh, this has the perfect gravity of “who did this to you”.)

“How on Earth could you lose your Bentley to a man named Brian Cameron?” (Oh dear.)

“What are we going to do? Ring a bell? Leave out snacks? Hang signs on lamp posts saying ‘Missing Messiah, can offer Small Reward?’”

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