on the corner of caravan and parfait

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

whats yalls ultimate fave character. like years have passed, interests have come and gone, yet theyre still here. mines ellie williams

cannot express enough how little the 'fuck jkr' on your post does if you say anything about being in the harry potter (INCLUDING MARAUDERS) fandom. as far as im concerned you dont hate her enough

instead of any news on lemony snicket musical we are instead getting. lemony snicket chatgpt game?

So the same day I found out about the game I also read an AMA on Substack with Colin Meloy and someone asked him about the musical and he said that it was no more.

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

i dont think straight people should be allowed to do "enemies to lovers" i think if a man is your enemy you need to trust that you were correct the first time and slay him in battle

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

(as i scroll through tumblr looking at all the posts) hmm… beneath me, beneath me, juvenile… petty and childish… beneath me… this one is good. beneath me, juvenile, beneath me

Thinking about the whole "there is no platonic explanation for this" thing and how it doesn't account for intense platonic situationships and anyways I think we should start saying "there is no casual explanation for this" bc really what we're talking about is the way the characters in question are Obsessed with each other

the Relationship Ambiguity Zone™️ is a beautiful place to be. safe place to put your characters. put all characters into Relationship Ambiguity Zone. is that guy your mentor or your dad? Ambiguous!!! are you friends or enemies? Ambiguous!!! is it romantic? is it platonic? is it sexual? Ambiguous!!!!!!! never categorize anything ever in the Relationship Ambiguity Zone. just make them fucking weird about each other.

fuck people who reblog posts which contradict each other. no! be explicitly clear

admire folks who reblog posts which contradict eachother. exactly! keep em guessing