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I feel like I keep sticking Lucifer and Alastor in Lilith’s tits and it's like never for any sexual reason they're just chilling
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I have such a hard time writing fluff because these motherfuckers are so cute I get mad and I'm just glaring at my screen like They Cannot Keep Getting Away With This
Lilith and Lucifer have a mommy and daddy kink and Alastor doesn't so the only time he calls them that is when he wants something that they won't want to give him and they know that and yet they always give in because this fuckass deer has them wrapped around his finger and at this point there's just nothing they can do about it (they're exactly where they want to be don't save them)
My partner reading my fic voice: Me when I make my wife run hell so I can lay in bed with our boytoy
I love Bree and I'm actually her number one supporter and defender and I would knock on people's doors and offer them the Breeble if I had the energy to leave my house or ability to socialize
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Finally transferred everything to Ellipsus YIPPEE
I love an au where all the sinners in the hotel turn back into humans and I also think it's fun when they revert full back to their human selves with no memories of dying or being a demon but also none of these involve Lilith who was also human so let me fix that
Lilith wakes up human with no memories of anything after Eden. She doesn't know where she is or what anything is (Why can't I see the sky? What do you mean there's a ceiling blocking it? What are you talking about?). She has Lucifer but he looks different and he won't explain why. She has a daughter but she doesn't understand because she didn’t want to be a mother. Where's Eve? Where's Adam? Who are all these other people? She thought there were no other humans. Who is this other man that she was sleeping next to and why is he trying to hurt Lucifer?
Alastor woke up in a strange place with strange people. He doesn't know who Lilith is and he doesn't know what Lucifer is. He'd been trying to reach the other side but this is not what he asked for. He's wearing clothes that are much too big for him to the point where the pants just fall off and he's left in an oversized shirt. The demon won't let Alastor through the door and Alastor can't overpower him so he locks himself in the bathroom. He tears the place to shreds to look for something to defend himself with and ends up with scissors.
Lucifer wakes up and both his partners are humans and if that wasn’t insane enough they also have no memories of being in hell. He has to try to answer both their questions and comfort them while keeping Lilith clothed and Alastor from hurting someone.
Eventually Charlie shows up at their door in a panic and shares that the rest of their sinner friends are also human again. Her and Vaggi are just as clueless as Lucifer so now they have to figure out how to fix them and keep them safe from not only the rest of hell but each other because it turns out scared humans are dangerous humans.
Crying at how unprepared my partner was for tadc. They keep glaring at me whenever anything fucked up happens like I personally wrote this show just to mess with them. We're only on Untitled.
Vaggi and Vox have barely any interactions like Vaggi hates the guy but Vox barely seems to acknowledge she exists at all because he's so much more focused on the Morningstars and Alastor but I'm imagining Charlie and Vaggi curled up in bed casually watching Heathers and once Charlie goes to sleep Vaggi borrows her phone to take Vox's number and for no other reason than the bit she sends him a picture of JD with the bomb strapped to his chest captioned "lowkey you" and then she blocks his number and literally never thinks about it again while Vox develops a personal grudge against her for this one specific thing for the rest of time
Lilith: wakes up in some sort of empty warehouse in hell with no clue how she got there and is unable to use her powers
Also Lilith: there's not actually a lot of empty warehouses in hell because even if they're not owned or rented out people will use them anyway mostly for drug operations
ALSO Lilith: My people are such entrepreneurs!
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@starryeyeddreamer21 said i'm adopted
I SAID if either of us were to be adopted by our respective families it would be you because I was never wanted in the first place!!! My mom wasn't out there adopting a baby at seventeen lmao sorry
My partner just told me their friends think we're fucking #DISTRAUGHT
i said they probably aren't thinking ittttt they would just say we are if prompted!! #undistraught
I do NOT give off sex vibes :(
u said u were going to get me pregnant
I was just gonna beam that thang in there telepathic style
My partner just told me their friends think we're fucking #DISTRAUGHT
i said they probably aren't thinking ittttt they would just say we are if prompted!! #undistraught
I do NOT give off sex vibes :(
My partner just told me their friends think we're fucking #DISTRAUGHT
Wip for royalradio week
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I love when people know my blog well enough to make anything I post about hellradio like I'll post about lucilith and someone will be in the comments like "Hey what if Alastor was here?" and every time I'm like "omg WHAT IF Alastor was here!!!"
Archie has the only normal family in Riverdale like his parents are divorced but that is a normal thing that happens with couples and I just think he needs to chill out for five minutes and be grateful neither of his parents have ever killed anybody
