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It's 2:30 am and my sister just knocked on my door to announce that there's a third Camp Rock movie coming out and for some reason my immediate response was to say "They can't do that!"

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Idk I just think that Alastor and Lilith should kill people together and gift each other bloody hearts
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If given the chance I would actually fight Lucifer for Lilith and I would absolutely lose but my last moments would be her looking down at me with disgust or even just complete disinterest, she'd nudge my dying body with her foot, and call me pathetic, and I'd die happy and with a smile on my face just because I was in her presence at all

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Lucifer would be so fascinated by Husk’s magic tricks. I mean yeah sure Lucifer has the angelic power of creation but he loves the idea that humans who have zero magical ability of their own just decided to make it up for fun. He doesn't care at all about Husk’s actual magic but he loves card tricks. Lucifer asks Husk how he does it because he knows it isn't actual magic but Husk does the whole "a magician never reveals their secret" thing. Of course Lucifer could figure it out by himself, he could easily go online and learn but he kind of likes the mystery and the awe of it all. He sits at the bar and pesters Husk until he shows him magic tricks and they just do that for hours at a time. Husk likes to pretend he's annoyed but he actually really likes that someone is interested in this part of him. He's always loved magic tricks but in a place like hell where actual magic is the norm nobody seemed to care. Except Lucifer who is now his number one fan apparently.
Sometimes I have to just sit here and think about how heaven basically chained up Lucifer’s magic against sinners and I really understand the punishment I do but they apparently just have the ability to make Lucifer harmless and they use that to keep him from killing the people who suck and they don't even like but not them??? We know hell can uprise and that heaven is even afraid of that happening and they have the ability to make the strongest weapon in hell's arsenal all but harmless but they just didn't do that??? This is insane to me like if Lucifer was just a little more vengeful heaven would be screwed
Sometimes I have to just sit here and think about how heaven basically chained up Lucifer’s magic against sinners and I really understand the punishment I do but they apparently just have the ability to make Lucifer harmless and they use that to keep him from killing the people who suck and they don't even like but not them??? We know hell can uprise and that heaven is even afraid of that happening and they have the ability to make the strongest weapon in hell's arsenal all but harmless but they just didn't do that??? This is insane to me like if Lucifer was just a little more vengeful heaven would be screwed
I hate the torturing the blonde man jokes because they're just true like yeah okay fine I'm a basic bitch and I AM torturing the blonde man you win
Alright so basically new au where humans find out gods are real and immediately start by learning how to kill them
When Lilith was just a baby her family handed her over to the organization that trained people to kill gods. She grew up there with no memory of anything before.
Alastor was taken by them when he was a child. His mother worshipped a god that by now Alastor doesn't remember the name of. They were attacked. The god and everyone who fought for them was killed except for Alastor who was brought to be trained since he was still so young. He doesn't remember a lot from his time before but unlike Lilith he remembers what it was like to be loved by a family.
The two of them stuck together as they grew up. They trained together and were made into official partners. They were each other's best friends and eventually they fell for each other too.
They were finally sent on their first mission with just the two of them. They were sent to kill a god so ancient that even the organization didn't know its name.
They get to what they think is going to be a temple filled with cultists but that wasn't what they found. It's just a garden. Every plant in it dead and wilted. There were no animals and no worshippers there to protect the god like there usually was.
In the very center of the garden there is a patch of life. A large tree, flowers and grass at its base. At first they didn’t notice the figure laying in the grass between the roots. He was so still and not like any other god they've ever seen. He looked so small and he didn't attack them. He actually didn't even seem to notice them at all. His eyes were closed like he was asleep. Moss grew across his skin and flowers bloomed in his hair.
His eyes opened but only enough for them to see a flicker of gold before they were closed again. Lilith and Alastor weren't sure what to make of this. This being clearly wasn't human but he wasn't violent like they were told all gods were. They'd never had to kill someone that didn't fight back before. It felt wrong to start now.
So they did the one thing they were never supposed to do. They asked for his name. The more people that spoke a god's the more power they gained but it was too late to take the question back now.
The god's eyes didn't open but he still spoke and when he did it sounded almost painful like he hadn’t made a sound in a thousand years.
"Lucifer."
And when Lilith and Alastor repeated the name aloud the living patch of grass around them grew just an inch.

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Lilith and Charlie: We have to save them
Alastor, a sadist who Does Not Care about these people and just wants to watch the chaos: No we don't???
Lucifer, also doesn't care about these people and very much does not want his wife and daughter to risk their lives for them: No we don't!!!
I am literally unable to write Alastor and Lucifer meeting each other for the first time without both of them getting pissed off
Lilith on the beach
"Alastor is a mamas boy" Yes okay agreed but HEAR ME OUT
Alastor's mother who's scared of Alastor. She finds journals with gruesome drawings of dissected animals, drawings so detailed you just know he has to have seen what he's drawing first hand. She starts to notice how much time he spends in the woods and every once in a while she'll catch a speck of blood on his collar. She starts to notice the way he moves, so silently that you won't know he's there unless he wants you to, and the way he smiles just a little too manic. She notices the way he looks at people sometimes with such hatred that she knows one day he's going to give into the dark urges to hurt them and she's terrified that it's going to be her. She starts to make excuses for him not to help her cook dinner so he won't get to hold a knife. She starts to feel relieved whenever he leaves the house because she's safe, at least for now. She plays the part of the perfect mother because she's scared of what Alastor would do if she didn't. She locks her bedroom door and cries herself to sleep every night. She tells herself that this is all her fault and that she should've been a better mother. She cries for the future people she knows her son is going to kill because that's blood on her hands. Every night she has horrible thoughts of getting rid of Alastor, "one life for many" her mind would whisper. She never does anything but the thoughts remain.
And then there's Alastor who adores his mother more than anything in the world and would be devastated to learn how she truly feels about him.
op I hope you know ur post gave me brainworms and I wrote a fic about it
https://archiveofourown.org/works/75954351
Writing is so hard cause I'm always asking myself such difficult questions like how should I style Belphegor's hair and should I shoot Alastor

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I have to hug, kiss, and say I love you and goodnight to like three different baby dolls pretty much every night or my baby sister won't go to bed
Beauty and The Beast huskerdust au but it's Angel wandering into Husk's castle and just refusing to leave because he's a monster fucker and Husk is genuinely the hottest thing he's ever seen and he HAS to hit that before going home