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I feel like it's been so long since I've written about just Alastor and Lucifer. I've been writing so much hellradio lately that now I kinda just miss Lilith like the dynamic doesn't feel complete without her anymore for some reason. I've just been sitting here like what do you mean Lilith isn't coming??? Go Get Her
Lucifer: Would you still love me-
Lilith: Yes we'd still love you if you were a worm
Lilith: No we're not mad at you
Lilith: Yes we love you
Alastor: She doesn't speak for both of us. I wouldn't love you if you were a worm. You're lucky I love you now
I actually get mad whenever I think about Husk saying "you don't even want to know what her deal is" about Niffty like Husk I love you but do not fucking speak for me okay you tell me what her deal is right now or I'm releasing the fleas
Alright so I'm gonna need y'all to hear me out for a second but hellradio adopts Octavia au
Alastor is getting married to Lilith and Lucifer. It's a big deal because they're royalty and so a ton of people he doesn't know are there including a lot of the Goetia.
Around this same time Stella and Andrealphus have decided that Octavia will be getting married whether she wants to or not. So while at this wedding Stella and Andrealphus spend a lot of time pointing out certain things that they'd want to have at Octavia's wedding at least they are when they're not talking shit about the sinner the king and queen are marrying which is actually a common topic amongst the Goetia recently.
Octavia just cannot take all of this. She doesn't want to be here and she doesn't want to talk about the upcoming wedding that's being forced on her. She ends up hiding in the bathroom the entire ceremony and her family doesn't even notice she's gone.
Then it's the after party. She stays far away from her mother and uncle and goes to the open bar. She orders a drink and the bartender gives it to her just not caring at all about how old she could be because it's hell. Her plan is to drink and forget but someone steals her glass before she can even pick it up.
She looks over at the guy who stole his drink and he says that she looks a little young to be drinking away her sorrows. She's pissed and asks who he is and he introduces himself as Alastor the radio demon.
That name was familiar. She looks away from his face and at his outfit and sees he's wearing all white. This was his wedding. He was the guy everyone around her seemed to hate for no good reason.
He stays and chats with her. Octavia doesn't understand why. This is his wedding, he has a ton of guests, friends, and family that he could be talking to. He could be dancing with his husband and wife but he's not. Instead he's sitting with her at the bar and asking if she's alright.
Octavia tells Alastor about the arranged marriage her mother and uncle set up. She says that it was common amongst Goetia and that she should have seen it coming but she still can't hide how upset she is about it.
Alastor asks about her father. She tries to shrug it off and ends up just telling him that he's not around anymore.
After Octavia denies his recommendation of familicide and even his own offer of killing her family for her Alastor simply asks if she wanted to stay at the Morningstar palace. Octavia thinks that's insane for so many reasons like she just met this guy and he's explained in detail how he'd personally kill her mother and uncle and he hadn't even asked the king and queen. On the other hand though she REALLY doesn't want to get married.
Alastor drags her off to the king and queen and just announces that Octavia will be staying with them. They both just look from Alastor to Octavia and tell him that he can't just steal this random teenage girl like what the hell was he even talking about?
Alastor explains the situation. The king and queen ask Octavia even more questions about her mother, uncle, father, and about her home life in general. She has no idea what manages to convince them but they end up agreeing.
So instead of Alastor, Lilith, and Lucifer going on the honeymoon they had planned they end up legally adopting a teenager they met the night before.
Octavia is almost eighteen so her plan is to stay at the Morningstar Palace and once it's her birthday she'll leave and figure things out on her own. She expected them to treat her like a house guest at most and at worst a charity case. They don't do that.
It's really awkward at first. Lucifer is trying too hard, Lilith acts more professional around her than anything, Charlie is insanely excited about having a sister. It's weird and she doesn't know how to act towards any of this but as they get more comfortable and start calming down she starts to feel like she's actually welcome there.
Eventually Lucifer even convinces her to give her dad another chance and after a bit she does. She meets up with Stolas and they start to patch things up. She gets to see Loona again too and she even starts to get along with BlitzΓΈ.
Octavia stays with the Morningstars because her dad and BlitzΓΈ don't have the money to support her or any space for her to stay with them and Octavia finds that she's actually okay with that because now she knows that they do really care about her.
When Octavia went to stay with the Morningstars she thought she'd lose the only family she had left but in the end she gained a bigger family and is happier than she's ever been.

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Sinner Adam spends 90% of his time in hell arguing with Lucifer and while Lucifer has a good time with that he actually enjoys the other 10% more which is when Adam is arguing with Alastor and he just gets to watch them fight while he fantasizes
I need to make more pro wasp propaganda posts
My pro wasp propaganda is that I've had a wasp nest in my ac for literal years and once the weather starts getting warm they start accidentally flying into my room through my ac and they have never one stung me or even tried to attack me in the entire three years I've lived here they just buzz against the windows to try and get out until I can catch them and let them outside like they're just living their lives as my loud as fuck roommates
In the beginning Lucifer was all of the sins. He felt every single one all the time to the point where he couldn't stand it anymore. He ended up creating other beings to house them and eventually rule the other rings. They've become family now and sometimes he feels guilty about forcing a part of his punishment onto innocent beings. He tries not to think about the fact that to ease his own suffering he just created others to give it to. He doesn't think he regrets it because he cares for them so much and couldn't imagine being without them but sometimes when they witness the horrible things their sins (his sins) have caused he can't help but wonder if he'd made the right decision after all.
I wasn't sure where I was going with a fic so I'm just letting the characters make out while I try and figure it out
I think it'd be really funny if all of Charlie's friends are attracted to her parents and that's something she just has to deal with
Angel and Niffty are very open about their attraction to Lucifer. They joke about it and they flirt and Lucifer will even play along sometimes. Angel is mostly joking because he doesn't actually want to make Charlie uncomfortable by sleeping with her dad but Niffty is so serious. She would fuck him with zero hesitation like she Wants the devil.
Husk is attracted to Lilith and Lucifer but literally everyone is attracted to them like Look At Them so he doesn't say anything and he doesn't even really think about it. If there was ever an instance where they initiated something though he would be in no questions asked.
Sir Pentious is truly a bisexual disaster. He would never make a move but he's so clearly attracted to them that it's embarrassing. He stutters and blushes and giggles and Charlie keeps her parents so far away from him like her mom already has a thing for loser snake guys she's not taking the chance.
Cherri is genuinely mad about how much she likes them. She's not surprised she's attracted to them sexually cause again Look At Them but she hates that she likes them outside of that too. She's very anti-authority and Lilith and Lucifer ARE the authority in hell like they're royalty they run the place. She's so ready to dislike them because Fuck The Monarchy but they're actually really fun to hang out with and she realizes that they were technical the first rebels and unfortunately she does find that really hot. Lucifer will sneak out with her and they'll graffiti a bunch of the vees billboards. Lilith is genuinely interested in her bombs and how she makes them. Cherri is so into them and somehow she's just as embarrassed about it as Charlie is.
Vaggi finds Lilith hot but not in a sexual or romantic way but more of a No Wonder Charlie's So Gorgeous Look At Her Mother kind of way.

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After spending so long being unable to do anything with his power Lucifer almost feels like he doesn't have any at all. He's the most powerful person in hell but he can't hurt anyone so he feels weak except accidents can happen. If he's not paying attention he absolutely can hurt someone if it's not on purpose and I really don't think he realizes that. Vox made him into a weapon and used him against people and Lucifer may not even know. Has anyone told him how he almost killed his own daughter? I don't think he could forgive himself if he found out.
I was making buffalo chicken mac and cheese and while I was seasoning the chicken my throat started to itch and I just kind of assumed that since I was close to the food I accidentally breathed in the spices but then my sister came downstairs and started coughing and asking why the air was spicy and I just want to know how the hell I seasoned the air
Hey so Blake Roman has an ao3 account??? I may be misremembering but I swear at some point he said his favorite ship was radiodust so THANK GOD I'm not popular because he does not need to be reading whatever the hell was going on in One Last Tomorrow
Lucifer, Alastor, and Mimzy's relationship could be so funny and no one ever talks about it
Like first of all Mimzy WILL be flirting with Lucifer just no matter what
In an instance where Alastor and Lucifer are dating Mimzy still flirts with him. Alastor doesn't mind at all because he knows Mimzy and he knows Lucifer and he knows that literally nothing is ever going to happen. At this point Mimzy is mostly flirting because she thinks the panic on Luciferβs face is hilarious. Lucifer doesn't understand why Alastorβs letting her get away with this because he's seen him eat people who's looked at him in ways he randomly decides he doesn't like but Mimzy sends Lucifer nudes when drunk and that's fine? Yeah okay sure
In a more canonical setting Alastor is completely unsurprised by how badly Mimzy wants to fuck Lucifer. He knows she has terrible taste in men but he's still sighing dramatically and telling her that she can do better. Every time he tries to get her to stop she's just like "Alastor. I WANT A SUGAR DADDY!" And at first Lucifer wants nothing at all to do with Mimzy but then he sees that Alastor actually likes her and he does fully become her sugar daddy just to fuck with him. Alastor isn't even mad at Lucifer like yes he's a little annoyed but he's also just kind of impressed that Mimzy actually did it.
In every situation Mimzy wins, Lucifer loses, and Alastor just has to be here.

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Belphegor prescribed Lucifer adderall as soon as it was invented but Lucifer doesn't think he needs it so he never takes it and at some point Lilith just started stealing it and that's how she accidentally and secretly got addicted to stimulants
Cannibal Town as a concept is so funny to me like Rosie built that shit and the rest of hell was probably like Thank Fucking God but then it became literally the nicest place in Pride and now if you want the safety the people eating club provides you have to actually start eating people