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I love Bree and I'm actually her number one supporter and defender and I would knock on people's doors and offer them the Breeble if I had the energy to leave my house or ability to socialize
Finally transferred everything to Ellipsus YIPPEE
I love an au where all the sinners in the hotel turn back into humans and I also think it's fun when they revert full back to their human selves with no memories of dying or being a demon but also none of these involve Lilith who was also human so let me fix that
Lilith wakes up human with no memories of anything after Eden. She doesn't know where she is or what anything is (Why can't I see the sky? What do you mean there's a ceiling blocking it? What are you talking about?). She has Lucifer but he looks different and he won't explain why. She has a daughter but she doesn't understand because she didn’t want to be a mother. Where's Eve? Where's Adam? Who are all these other people? She thought there were no other humans. Who is this other man that she was sleeping next to and why is he trying to hurt Lucifer?
Alastor woke up in a strange place with strange people. He doesn't know who Lilith is and he doesn't know what Lucifer is. He'd been trying to reach the other side but this is not what he asked for. He's wearing clothes that are much too big for him to the point where the pants just fall off and he's left in an oversized shirt. The demon won't let Alastor through the door and Alastor can't overpower him so he locks himself in the bathroom. He tears the place to shreds to look for something to defend himself with and ends up with scissors.
Lucifer wakes up and both his partners are humans and if that wasn’t insane enough they also have no memories of being in hell. He has to try to answer both their questions and comfort them while keeping Lilith clothed and Alastor from hurting someone.
Eventually Charlie shows up at their door in a panic and shares that the rest of their sinner friends are also human again. Her and Vaggi are just as clueless as Lucifer so now they have to figure out how to fix them and keep them safe from not only the rest of hell but each other because it turns out scared humans are dangerous humans.
Crying at how unprepared my partner was for tadc. They keep glaring at me whenever anything fucked up happens like I personally wrote this show just to mess with them. We're only on Untitled.

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Vaggi and Vox have barely any interactions like Vaggi hates the guy but Vox barely seems to acknowledge she exists at all because he's so much more focused on the Mornigstars and Alastor but I'm imagining Charlie and Vaggi curled up in bed casually watching Heathers and once Charlie goes to sleep Vaggi borrows her phone to take Vox's number and for no other reason than the bit she sends him a picture of JD with the bomb strapped to his chest captioned "lowkey you" and then she blocks his number and literally never thinks about it again while Vox develops a personal grudge against her for this one specific thing for the rest of time
Lilith: wakes up in some sort of empty warehouse in hell with no clue how she got there and is unable to use her powers
Also Lilith: there's not actually a lot of empty warehouses in hell because even if they're not owned or rented out people will use them anyway mostly for drug operations
ALSO Lilith: My people are such entrepreneurs!
@starryeyeddreamer21 said i'm adopted
I SAID if either of us were to be adopted by our respective families it would be you because I was never wanted in the first place!!! My mom wasn't out there adopting a baby at seventeen lmao sorry
My partner just told me their friends think we're fucking #DISTRAUGHT
i said they probably aren't thinking ittttt they would just say we are if prompted!! #undistraught
I do NOT give off sex vibes :(
u said u were going to get me pregnant
I was just gonna beam that thang in there telepathic style
My partner just told me their friends think we're fucking #DISTRAUGHT
i said they probably aren't thinking ittttt they would just say we are if prompted!! #undistraught
I do NOT give off sex vibes :(

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My partner just told me their friends think we're fucking #DISTRAUGHT
Wip for royalradio week
I love when people know my blog well enough to make anything I post about hellradio like I'll post about lucilith and someone will be in the comments like "Hey what if Alastor was here?" and every time I'm like "omg WHAT IF Alastor was here!!!"
Archie has the only normal family in Riverdale like his parents are divorced but that is a normal thing that happens with couples and I just think he needs to chill out for five minutes and be grateful neither of his parents have ever killed anybody
A hazbin opinion i don't think ive seen many say?
Charlie's main weapon shouldn't be a trident or a shield. It should be a chain because it fits so perfectly with her and her character and how she prefers to fight.
I actually kind of agree about the trident but not the shield.
I like to think that the trident was actually a gift from Lucifer. It had the apple and the snake which are mostly Lucifer’s motifs (though we do see her wear another snake in season two so maybe she just also likes snakes). It's also very clearly supposed to be the devil's pitchfork and I think it makes sense for Lucifer to arm his daughter seeing how much he hates sinners and thinks their dangerous. It really doesn't feel like something Charlie would choose for herself either.
The shield make a lot of sense for her though because shielding people is kind of her whole thing. She doesn't want to fight but she does want to protect. She doesn't want to hurt anyone but she desperately wants to keep her people, friends, and family safe. I actually love that she went into a battle against the exorcists with just a shield and not a more violent option like everyone else had. The only person she hurt that entire fight was Adam with the trident before that she was the shield to Vaggi's spear (which I also love because we learned from Carmilla that the exorcists don't really know how to defend themselves they only know how to attack so the two of them sticking together with Charlie defending and Vaggi attacking was SO good) and even when Vaggi tried to get her to be more aggressive all Charlie did was shoot fireworks that distracted the angels but didn't hurt them.
The chain IS an interesting option though because it's also a less violent option but it gives her the chance to get more offensive then a sheild would. I think it's also thematically interesting with her father being chained and her using a chain.
So yeah I would keep the shield but replace the trident with a chain. I actually think Lilith should get the trident. Hey maybe Lucifer gave Lilith the trident and then Charlie either took it or was given it by one of her parents after she left. It just feels like a very Lilith weapon.
Also kind of unrelated but Lucifer should get a whip. He had a sword made of angelic light for like five seconds that he didn't use but if he ever did need a weapon it should be a whip made out of the same holy energy. I just think it fits with the ringmaster theme he has going on and it's more fun then a sword like so many exorcists get a sword we should let him stand out and look cool for once PLEASE

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I will always love the idea Lilith just has so many quirks from living in Eden. She has awful table manners and does stuff like lick her fingers and chews with her mouth open, she sometimes forgets to put on clothes and the most major reaction she has is "Huh. New i left out with something." She has no filter and happily discusses her and Lucifers sex life with anybody.
I LOVE giving her Eden quirks. While I think she does have good table manners (at least around most people) because she's the queen I do agree about the clothes. I think she'd just casually walk around the palace with no clothes on and she absolutely sleeps naked. She sees nothing wrong with it because she doesn't view bodies as inherently sexual the way a lot of people learned to.
She also for sure has no filter when it comes to sex and not only because of Eden but because she's been in hell for so long. There's basically no such thing as a taboo subject for her and I do like to imagine Angel and Cherri ending up loving her because of this. (Cherri wants Lilith so bad btw and she's kinda mad about it but we don't have to get into that right now lmao)
I also think she's great with pretty much anything to do with nature and surviving in the wild. She can hunt and fish with her bare hands and create her own weapons out of sticks and stone. She can skin and gut and prepare food though she sucks at making it taste good. She can point out which plants are edible and which are poisonous. She can fall asleep literally anywhere because she spent the beginning of her life sleeping on the ground and sometimes in trees.
She loves to climb trees and make flower crowns and swim and play with animals and look up into the sky and spend hours finding shapes in clouds or stars.
A lot of these are also things that no one knows about her. She's the queen and she wants her people to see her in a certain way. She's compassionate but she's powerful and someone they should respect and look up to. They don't get to know her as the carefree woman who runs barefoot through fields. They don't get to hear her laugh at the shapes Lucifer claims the clouds are making or hear her harmonize with bird song. She has a perfectly crafted mask for people who aren't her family and it's not fake but it's not entirely true either.
Eden will always be a part of her whether she lets people know that or not. Just like Lucifer will always be an angel she'll always be human even if it's admittedly a bit more complicated then that.
Y'KNOW WHAT I'm actually really fucking funny and nobody appreciates it
Not even a giggle...
because i'm experiencing extraordinary amounts of despair
You gotta experience extraordinary amounts of despair with a couple hehes in between