choose your kayfabe wisely.

Subs! Bottoms! Exhibitionists! The generally initiated upon! Please at least occasionally be the one to initiate something. Its all well and good saying "you can ask me for nudes whenever!" Or similar sentiments but I promise you it will make a world of difference if you are the one to initiate, to offer, make it a surprise. Being made to ask for something always can feel like such a burden and personally I always feel like such a bother and even like I can be harassing if i'm always asking for something even if you're happy to give

i need someone to just be so incredibly selfish with me. i don’t need to breathe, just keep fucking my throat. don’t worry about how hard you’re grabbing me, if i bruise i bruise. maybe i don’t even get to taste you. maybe you don’t let me cum. maybe you just tease me and toy with me and leave me begging, all for your entertainment. i should be content with whatever you give me, even if it’s not what i want or think i need.

I’m just craving low key kink activity lately. Hanging out in lingerie and a collar. Doing shibari just to chill on the couch. Getting lazily teased and played with and petted while watching a movie. Casual hair pulling and mild domination. Just put me on my knees and let me lean against you for a little while.

CASUAL KINK MY BELOVED

Simple acts of submission are so so good. Sitting at your dom’s feet instead of beside them. Always holding their hand when you’re out, letting them lead you to where you’re going. Waiting until they start to eat before you eat. Asking for permission for things. Seeking out ways to serve them just a little extra in everything you do. It doesn’t even need to be sexual to scratch the itch of submitting to them.

Simple acts of submission are so so good. Sitting at your dom’s feet instead of beside them. Always holding their hand when you’re out, letting them lead you to where you’re going. Waiting until they start to eat before you eat. Asking for permission for things. Seeking out ways to serve them just a little extra in everything you do. It doesn’t even need to be sexual to scratch the itch of submitting to them.

do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it

I also enjoy writing an entire paragraph, thinking "you know, I don't actually need to be involved in this conversation," and deleting it

Why is it that every time I google something like "Are olives poisonous to cats" the top results are always like "Fun fact: Cats are carnivores! This means that they eat meat. There is no reason to include olives in a cat's diet. You should feed your cat cat food, which is dry or wet food especially designed for cats. You can purchase this at a store." like is there a single person alive on the planet who's googled "Are blueberry muffins safe for cats" because they're planning on switching their cat to a muffin-only diet??? No, I'm asking because the little bastard somehow popped open the packet while I was putting away the groceries and dragged one under the couch before I could react and now I need to know if I should call the after-hours vet. "Cats should not eat spaghetti." NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!!!! "Try to keep human food away from cats." i live in a studio apartment with a completely silent and permanently hungry apex predator who has the intelligence of a toddler and the desperate Machiavellian cunning of a creature who spent his formative months on the streets. He can already open doors and he is this 👌 close to learning how to open the microwave. He is stronger than me and covered in knives. So im gonna do my best but for the moment i just need you to tell me whether this yoghurt is going to kill my son y/n

For plants specifically, there’s also a wildly detailed set of posts and listings about toxicity on the old, wonderful, Plants Are the Strangest People blog