Sam

september was practice… in october I’m getting my shit together

in november I'm getting my shit together

the rapture for gay ppl happening rn

gonna take a hot shower and put on a big t shirt and my undies and i’m gonna sit on the floor and color at my coffee table like im 6 years old again and then i’ll feel better

This works btw

touch starved but for physical violence

nevertheless, we ball

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

I started watching dexter and it’s genuinely wild shit. His inner monologue will be like ‘this would be considered a kind action, if I had a heart. But unfortunately, I feel nothing inside. My chest is an empty cage, with no warmth inside it’ and he’s doing some shit like saving a puppy that almost got run over or something

don’t kill yourself because the internet is going to be really funny when Elon gets assassinated

it feels like the 63rd of january