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summary: you've been talking to someone with the username smashingkeys69 on a private chat site for some weeks, oblivious to the fact that the guy behind the profile is your coworker, who you might not be too fond of.
warnings: SMUT +18 MDNI, sexting (including breast play, fingering, blowjob, riding), nipple play, masturbation (female and male), dirty talk ig, fingering, multiple orgasms, mention of spit, mention of cum, semi public? (i mean is it public if youre in your bathroom at work but no one is there with you?), description of nsfw audio, mostly text messages
w.c.: 2,5k
author's note: first of all this one is for my julsita who not only is keys #1 girlfriend but also heard my idea first <3 also, a big big big thanks to blaize for proof reading and being the sweetest angel ever. yeah i know that you'd have to be a bit stupid to not realize the connection between the "keys" in the username and the nickname but can't a girl have some fun, ok bye.
you were barely finishing your first cup of coffee of the morning when he got up from his chair across yours. until then, you’d barely been able to see him as the big computer screens that separated you both blocked the view.
good, you thought. that way you wouldn’t have to endure his insufferable, bitchy face each time you pointed out a flaw on his code.
your eyes followed him until he disappeared down the hallway, cursing him under your breath as tomorrow’s deadline stared back at you, why the fuck does he think this is a good time to take a break, you knew it wasn’t like him.
but the thought of him flew from your mind the moment you heard your phone ping, the notification on your screen pulled a smirk on your lips that you didn’t even try to fight back.
smashingkeys69: r u free right now?
without meaning to you were already pressing your thighs together. the idea of locking yourself in one of soonami’s bathrooms made you swallow hard as you felt heat rushing to your cheeks.
you scanned the room before answering, everyone was locked in in whatever it was they were doing.
you: no but i can make myself free
you: give me 2 mins
it didn’t take you long to get from your shared desk to the women’s bathroom. you felt your skin prickling in response to how cold the room was. thankfully, all the cubicles were open, meaning you were completely alone and free to lock yourself inside the one farthest from the door, too scared to be heard.
you: okay
you: now i’m free
his reply came instantly.
smashingkeys69: what r u wearing
you sighed when you realized your work outfit was probably the least sexy thing in the world and for a moment thought about lying to him, but what was the point. he knew you were probably at work just as you knew he also was.
if only you were aware of the one digit meters that separated you from him in that moment.
you: the most boring work clothes
smashingkeys69: work clothes can be sexy
you: ur not helping set the mood w that
smashingkeys69: and ur not helping w the attitude
smashingkeys69: cmon tell me
you: a band tshirt and jeans
smashingkeys69: what band
you: srsly is it important
smashingkeys69: tryin to get to know you
you: why
smashingkeys69: cause no ones ever gotten me as hard as you do
you loved how with just some words he had pulled you in and made the heat on your cheeks travel to your stomach, sitting down on it with anticipation at what you knew was about to go down.
you: blur.
on the other bathroom, right next to the one you had settled in, keys fumbled with the button of his jeans, trying to get it open onehanded, knowing that your short answer to his stupid question was a sign that you wanted to get off as much he did. when the fabric hit the floor along with his underwear he shivered from the cold, the crash of sensations between the air and his hot skin adding on to the pleasure he was feeling.
smashingkeys69: take it off
you: im in my works bathroom
smashingkeys69: can u work w me
you: fine
smashingkeys69: take your bra off too
you knew he would like your next message.
you: im not wearing any
smashingkeys69: fuck
you: its off
you: tell me what youd do with em
seeing him texting and stopping, texting and stopping, felt like torture every single time.
smashingkeys69: touch them
smashingkeys69: think bout my hands instead of urs
smashingkeys69: id grab them both and kiss and bite down ur neck
you felt your free hand sliding up your bare stomach and stopping over your breast, cupping it and sighing.
keys remembered the picture of them you had sent him once and imagined yourself squishing them slightly, both free and full against your hand. he moaned.
you: id let u mark me wherever u wanted
smashingkeys69: good
smashingkeys69: id start on ur neck and make my way down slowly
smashingkeys69: taking my time just to torture u
you: youd love that wouldnt u
smashingkeys69: id love to hear u moan my name when i play with ur nipple
you followed his orders, pinching one of your nipples between the pad of your thumb and index finger and rolling it. if you knew what his name was, you’d whisper it for yourself.
keys took the lack of answer from you as asking him to go on, he was sure you were playing with the hard bud just as he had said.
smashingkeys69: i suck on it and flick my tongue over it as if it were your pussy
your thumb brushed over your nipple slowly once, twice, before you flicked it and gasped at the sudden impact.
on the other room keys was fighting hard not to start jerking himself off, his dick already hard and hitting his stomach, begging for attention that it would get soon.
smashingkeys69: my hand goes down ur body and and sneaks under your pants feeling you warm and wet
smashingkeys69: do that for me now
smashingkeys69: touch yourself
smashingkeys69: r u wet
you don’t waste time and let your jeans fall to your ankles just to shimmy your panties down your legs, completely naked now, shoulders resting against the wall. your fingers slid down from your tits, circling slowly on your pussy as soon as they touched it.
you: m so wet
you: youd slide in so easily
smashingkeys69: dont get ahead of urself
smashingkeys69: fuck urself w ur fingers
smashingkeys69: 2 of them
smashingkeys69: pretend that their mine
smashingkeys69: that its me holding u open
smashingkeys69: pumping them into u until ur shaking under me telling me how good i make u feel
smashingkeys69: tell me how it feels
you: it feels so good
your movements got faster and your back arched as you approached your peak and a whine left your lips, trying to shut yourself up with the hand holding your phone. but it didn’t last long before it vibrated on your hand, the need to read what he was saying was stronger in your fuzzy head than the fear of being heard.
smashingkeys69: go faster and play with ur clit
smashingkeys69: tell me how close u r
you: m so close
you: im waitin for u to tell me
smashingkeys69: ur waiting for my permission to cum?
you: yes
it was all you managed to write through your blurry vision and knees about to buckle, forcing you to hold yourself upright by resting your free forearm against the wall in front of you as two of your fingers were still getting in and out of your cunt.
smashingkeys69: good girl
smashingkeys69: make urself cum thinkin of me
you: m
smashingkeys69: i know
you curled your fingers inside of yourself and your rhythm faltered when you felt your climax approaching. “fuck. fuck. fuck” you whispered. it only took three more seconds for your thighs to tremble and your arousal to coat your fingers as your curses were replaced with a cry you weren’t able to hide. the cold of the bathroom had turned hot long ago and it wasn’t helping you catch your breath and took your fingers out, shinny under the white lights.
you: holy fuck
smashingkeys69: how do u feel
you: amazing
you: but we arent done yet
smashingkeys69: wasnt expecting to
smashingkeys69: have u cleaned ur fingers yet
you: i was bout to
smashingkeys69: suck them
you: what
smashingkeys69: if they were mine id suck them clean as soon as id gotten them out of your pussy
smashingkeys69: so put them in your mouth and suck them clean
compliant, you let your two digits past your lips and rested them against your tongue, savoring your own cum before sliding them out and swallowing. you attempted to dry them off against the skin on your sides, ready to type again and give back the favor.
you: get ur dick out
smashingkeys69: its been out
you were thankful for past you that had sent him a picture of your boobs, it had gotten you one of his length back, even if you usually hated dick pics. ‘cause now you know what it looked like. you know about how it tilts slightly to the right when it’s hard, about the big undervein that runs along it, and of course you also know about his dick being big compared to his hand that you were sure was not small.
you: good cause idk how much longer i have
smashingkeys69: u in a hurry?
you: i should be doing the work my coworker isnt doing rn
smashingkeys69: sounds like an asshole
you: he is
you: whatever
you: where were we
smashingkeys69: my dicks out
you: yeah right
you: r u hard
smashingkeys69: if i dont start jerking off rn i might die
you: dramatic much??
smashingkeys69: youve no idea how u kill me
you: show me then
smashingkeys69: help me then
smashingkeys69: dyou think u could handle it
you: ur big dick?
you: u know id take it so well
you: but id have to prep u for that first
smashingkeys69: mhm how would u do that tell me
you: i would trail my tongue from ur belly all the way to ur base
you: over the pretty happy trail ik u have
keys dropped one of his hands from his phone and skimmed it over his chest, through the hair he had gotten to learn you loved and stopped right above his pubes, waiting to read what you’d tell him to do.
smashingkeys69: u like the happy trail
you: i love the happy trail
you: id leave sloppy kisses all over it
you: and youd beg me to put your dick in my mouth
smashingkeys69: id grab u by the hair and pull u up
smashingkeys69: id kiss u and bite down on ur lip before telling u to suck me off if u want to cum again later
you: thats hot
smashingkeys69: ik u like it rough
you: id let u guide me down on my knees
you: i wouldnt want u to let go of my hair
smashingkeys69: i wouldnt
smashingkeys69: id use it to guide u to my dick
you: i wouldnt start easy
you: id kiss ur tip first and then get all ur dick inside my mouth til my nose touches ur skin
they didn’t have much time and keys knew it. she had to get back to work just as much as he had to get back to his before he was murdered, funny enough, by you. so he set a quick and rough pace instantly, using the precum that had already been leaking from his tip from making you cum and his own spit as lube. his hand was pumping fast and the wet sound it made mixed with his low groan, jaw clenched and eyes locked on his phone screen, watching the typing bubble laugh at his eagerness.
you: r u jerking off
smashingkeys69: yeah
smashingkeys69: keep goin
you: id love to see ur face while u fuck my mouth
you: id never stop looking at u even when my eyes r watering
you: or when ur head hits the back of my throat over and over again and it gets too much
smashingkeys69: id make u gag on it
you: id love to edge you just to pin u down and climb on ur lap
you: sinking down on u slowly til ur so deep inside of me that we can’t think
keys found himself moaning yeah as if you were able to hear him, only to realize that you couldn’t. his hips slammed into his fist while he typed with practiced ease.
smashingkeys69: yeah
smashingkeys69: stretching u so good
you couldn’t help but taking your hand to your pussy and starting to play with yourself again, dragging your fingers over your folds and spreading them open to tease at your entrance while you whined.
you were still sensitive from your first orgasm so it wasn’t hard to get you high again.
you: im dripping
smashingkeys69: u playing w urself again
you: couldnt help myself
smashingkeys69: keep going
smashingkeys69: we’ll cum together
smashingkeys69: god id love to be tasting u
you: i want u to fuck me
smashingkeys69: i would baby
smashingkeys69: id open ur legs and bury myself inside ur cunt
smashingkeys69: youd be feeling me for days
you: i wish i could hear u rn
his messages stopped for a few seconds. at first you just thought he was too close to his orgasm to be able to text you. but when fifteen seconds went by and he didn’t reply you were about to ask him if he was okay when a bubble came through. but this time it wasn’t only a text.
it was a voice note, followed by a text.
smashingkeys69: cum to that
you pressed play on the 12 seconds audio and quickly took your phone to your ear.
the sound of skin against skin filled you, making you quicken the circles on your clit. you heard the wet sounds of what you thought to be precum or spit and ragged breathing. it was him, of course. and if hearing his panting was taking you to the edge, what sent you flying was the smallest whisper of fuck. one he had clearly tried to repress but gave up soon, letting his moans and whimpers out for you to hear.
your legs pressed together and trembled as you came to the sound of what had been his own orgasm just seconds before.
hand back on the wall to support yourself while you waited for your dizziness to leave you.
smashingkeys69: u okay
you: fantastic
you: u
smashingkeys69: never been better
you: i gotta get back to work
smashingkeys69: me too
smashingkeys69: ill text u tonight
you: deal
you looked at the time and realized you had been gone for almost twenty minutes, hurrying to get your clothes back on and arranging by looking at the bathroom mirror. once the front of your shirt was tucked a bit inside of your jeans you washed your hands but didn’t dry them with paper towels. instead, you pressed them to the back of your head, attempting to cool down.
over in the men’s bathroom keys had finished washing his hands and his face, ready to go back to his desk. only to open the door at the same time you walked out of the women’s bathroom. his eyes took in your flustered cheeks and dropped to your shirt.
blur.
“oh, fuck me” he said in disbelief.
you looked at him confused, but then your eyes followed his and you noticed the reason for his sudden distress. it was your shirt.
you looked back at him horrified as you connected the dots you now know you should’ve realized a long time ago.
smashingkeys69.
smashing keys, as in keys mckeys, aka the guy you shared a desk with.
By Mark Sabino ig: @marksnotnice
Julia Soboleva, “Self consuming attraction to light,” 2024
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𝚁𝙸𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙳𝙴(𝚁)
<- Walter “Keys” McKey x Girlfriend!Reader ->
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Word Count: 1.3k masterlist
CW: 18+ explicit material, unprotected piv, cockwarming, praise, slight somno
Summary: Keys had some work he had to finish up at home, but didn’t want to ignore you or your needs.
Keys usually greeted you at the door when you came home from work, but the threshold was empty today.
You poked your head around the wall and into the kitchen and the living room; he wasn’t in either.
A soft huff left your mouth. He was still at work, you assumed, plopping your bag down on the island and unpacking your empty lunch containers.
You were kind of hoping for some intimate time with your boyfriend tonight after your busy day, but oh well, there was always tomorrow.
Soft humming filled the kitchen as you mingled around in there, trying to decide whether you should make dinner for Keys—or even for yourself at this point…
He could hear your melody from the bedroom where he was sat at his computer and it made him smile to himself tiredly.
“Babe?” He called, voice still relatively soft, his hands still working even though he wasn’t paying full attention to his code anymore.
Your eyebrows furrowed in confusion and you turned away from the counter, facing the hallway.
“Keys?” You asked curiously.
“Yeah, I’m in the bedroom.” He clarified.
“I didn’t realize you were home…” You continued, putting away the cold rice you were going to heat up; it seemed useless now. You came up to the doorway where Keys was working inside and leaned on the frame.
“I’m sorry,” He tired, but his eyes were still glued to his glaring screen. “I just have a lot to finish up. Antwon is really trying to crack down on the server uptime bugs because there’s been so many complaints—and of course I’m the one he puts it on and expects an immediate result from—”
You cut him off, literally covering his mouth with your hand.
“I get it. It’s stressful, I’m not upset with you.”
“You’re sure?” he asked, his eyes soft when they finally found yours.
“I’m sure.”
“M’still sorry…” He grumbled as your hands cupped his face. You kissed him to shut him up.
“I wanted to sleep with you tonight, by the way.” You whispered against his lips. They were dry because he was so busy working that he’d forgotten about the existence of chapstick.
His eyes got a bit big at that, eyebrows raising slightly.
“D’you have time?” You asked, a little more hopefully than you’d intended.
He bit his lip and glanced at his computer.
“I want to, but—”
You sighed before he finished, inadvertently cutting him off.
“No, baby. I mean it. I really want to. Antwan is being such a total fucking asshat and he won’t leave me alone…” He rubbed his eyes that had become sore from constant blue light exposure.
“I’m sorry, Keys. That sounds awful.” You frowned sympathetically, laying your hands on his shoulders and massaging.
He groaned in satisfaction as his muscles loosened and his back began to ache less.
“Come sit on my lap, sweetheart.” He encouraged with open arms. You promptly climbed onto his thighs and settled yourself.
The office chair made it an odd angle, but you liked it anyway. The closeness made your heart flutter and the space between your legs pulse.
You rubbed yourself down on him and tucked your face into his warm neck. His hand laid big on your back and rubbed in soft circles.
“Is this okay?” He asked.
You didn’t respond right away, letting the question settle. Your fingers fiddled with the ties of his hoodie.
“…Can I have your cock?” You asked in a quiet mumble.
You weren’t going to be having proper sex tonight, you knew that, but you wanted something at least…
He didn’t answer right away, his keyboard clicking a few more lines into a code before they stilled and he let his mind narrow on you.
His hand cupped your face.
“You want it?” He asked in a whisper. “I can’t fuck you, baby. Y’know that…” He frowned.
“Yeah, I know. I just wanna sit on it. S’that okay?”
It looked like he was going to say no when his lips flattened out against each other and when he sighed. But he didn’t. He nodded.
“Yeah. Yeah, okay.”
You smiled brightly and kissed his throat, feeling the vibrations of him humming under your lips.
He slipped his hand underneath you and pulled his mostly soft cock from his home sweatpants.
“Should I..?” Your voice was hesitant, not sure if it was the right idea to get him hard without the intention of making him come. He nodded and shut his eyes, preparing to be essentially blue-balled while he worked.
You spit into your hand and spread it over the length of him with sympathetic eyes. Gentle apologies hushed from your lips as you worked him into an erection.
He whimpered when you kept jerking even though he was hard.
“Babe—” He warned lightly, pulling your hand off him.
Your cheeks dusted with pink and you held your hand to your chest for a moment.
“C’mon,” He encouraged. “put it in. I’ve gotta get back to work, you know.”
His tone was playful, but you knew he was being serious. You kissed his cheek in acknowledgment and tugged your bottoms and panties off.
The head of him rubbed teasingly at your slit for a moment, spreading slick for easier entry. He was quite thick, so that was a necessity.
You whimpered when the tip pushed into you, wrapping your arms around his waist. He tried his best to ignore the feeling.
Tucking your face into his neck, you let him bottom out. He filled you so good, not so deep that it made you ache, and thick enough that it stretched all of the sensitive nerves in your walls that were wrapped around him.
He patted your back lovingly.
“Better now?”
You hummed happily and got comfortable.
“Good…” He chuckled, letting his hands return to his keyboard.
You were shifting on his cock quite a bit for the first few minutes, but after a couple gentle scolds from him, you calmed down.
Accepting the position that you were in, you focused on the sounds you could hear. The soft click-clack of keystrokes gave you goosebumps, you noticed.
You nuzzled into Keys a bit further and eventually fell asleep. He was so focused on his work that he didn’t even notice until you were squirming in his lap again.
He went to give you another, now more irritated warning, but his eyes softened when he realized you were just sleeping. It wasn’t your fault that you were moving around.
The sensations were distracting him, but he was almost done. He debated whether or not it was worth it to just finish the work and torture himself a little longer, or if he could just come and do it later.
When he heard you mewl against his skin, his decision was made. His hands moved to hold your hips and help you up and down.
He closed his eyes and let himself finally feel the slick tightness around his cock.
His balls were aching and begging to be emptied, so he came a bit quicker than usual. Teeth pressed into your shoulder and left tiny indentations, your skin muffling his moan.
The come tickled your insides and it woke you up.
“Keys?” You asked, a little sleepy.
“Mm, baby.” He whimpered. “Feel so good…”
He praised you and rubbed your back and you realized that he had come while you were asleep.
“What happened to no sex tonight?” You teased, rooting your fingers into the silky, densely populated, strands of his hair.
He smirked and kissed you.
“Didn’t wanna let work ruin something nice.” He shrugged. “Besides, you were wiggling around and it was making my balls hurt.”
“Sorry about that…” You gave him an apologetic upside-down smile.
“It’s fine, I dealt with it.”
“Clearly…”
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Officer McKey - Walter “Keys” McKey x Reader - One Shot
You’ve always wondered why your sweet, nerdy boyfriend always plays the “dirty stripper cop” character in his game. Curiosity killed the cat - so you’re about to find out.
a/n - come on. we were all thinking it. we know he’s gotta be a LITTLE freaky.
TW/CW: smut, dominant!Keys (but also obviously he’s still a sweetheart), no use of y/n, light roleplay, use of fuzzy pink handcuffs, oral f! Receiving
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The soft blue glow of the monitor was the only light in the apartment, illuminating the mess of empty soda cans and tangled wires that took up most of Keys’s workspace. You were already in bed, watching him over the edge of your book as he finalized some nightly game notes to send off to his boss, fingers flying across the mechanical keyboard with a rhythm that was as familiar to you as your own heartbeat.
He finally pushed his chair back, stretching his arms over his head with a groan that cracked most of his spine. Standing up, he shuffled toward the bed, looking every bit the exhausted programmer in his faded MIT sweatshirt and glasses that were slightly askew.
"Long day?" You asked, setting your book on the nightstand as he climbed in beside you and tossed aside his glasses.
"Eh, the usual. Guy is glitching near the tunnel again," Keys murmured, burying his face in the pillow for a moment before turning to look at you. A soft smile played on his lips, the kind that always made your heart flutter a bit faster.
You reached out, pushing his messy hair back from his forehead. "You work too hard."
"Someone’s gotta keep the city running." He leaned into your touch, his eyes fluttering shut. "Even if half the players are just causing chaos for fun."
You laughed softly, mind drifting back to the company livestream you had watched earlier in the day while he was at the office. They did it for promo so everyone could have a sneak peak of the game before it officially released. "Speaking of chaos, I saw you playing in earlier, Keys. Or should I say, Officer?"
Keys groaned, his face turning a shade of pink that was visible even in the dim light. He glanced away, pretending to fluff his pillow. "You actually watched that?"
"Of course," you teased, shifting closer to him so you could trace the line of his jaw with your finger. "I never get tired of seeing your dirty stripper cop ticketing people for jaywalking while wearing a uniform that’s way too tight."
"It’s funny," Keys protested, though his voice was muffled by the pillow. "The juxtaposition of a law enforcement officer dealing with the absurdity of Free City while dressed like that... Comedy gold to the right person.”
"Is it?" you whispered, leaning in to press a kiss against his neck, right where his pulse beat steadily. You felt him shiver against you. "Or is it maybe a little bit of wish fulfillment?"
"Wish fulfillment?" He turned his head back to look at you, eyes wide. "Baby, it’s a pretend video game. I’m a coder. I wear hoodies and drink coffee. Pretty sure there’s no wish fulfillment there."
Your own eyes narrowed ever so slightly. It wasn’t as though Keys was a liar. Far from it. But you knew the way he got quiet sometimes when you watched movies with certain tropes, the way his eyes lingered. Or the way he’d seem more curious about what you were reading if they contained certain elements. You slid your hand under the hem of his hoodie, resting your palm flat against the warm skin of his stomach.
"You know," you started, your voice dropping to a sultry murmur, "you’re always so composed. So calm and sweet. Even when we’re... you know." You let the sentence hang, your fingers tracing idle patterns on his skin.
Keys swallowed hard, his larger hand coming up to cover yours, stilling your movements. "I just like making sure you’re - I like making you feel good. And safe.”
"And I love that about you, Keys. I really do," you interrupted gently, climbing on top of him to straddle his waist. The move was a little bold, but you saw the instant flare of heat in his eyes as he looked up at you. "You’re too good to me, and we both know it. But sometimes I wonder if there's a whole other side of Walter McKey that I haven't seen yet.”
“Another side?”
“Mhm. One that likes to take control. Maybe likes to be a little... reckless.”
He stared up at you, hands resting on your hips. "You know I'm not that type of guy in real life. I like… I mean, what we have is good. Amazing, actually. I don’t really wanna be a dirty stripper cop.”
"No," you agreed, leaning down until your nose brushed against his. "But you created that guy. You play him every day." You kissed the corner of his mouth, teasing him. "I think there's a tiny little part of you that likes playing the bad cop.”
Keys let out a shaky breath, his grip on your hips tightening. "It's just a game, babe."
"Then why’s your heart racing?" You asked softly, rocking your hips just enough to make him inhale sharply. "Tell me why you never play the hero character. You always play the one with the handcuffs."
He closed his eyes at your mischievous smile, his Adam's apple bobbing as he swallowed. You could see the internal war waging behind his eyelids - the desire to maintain his comfortable, nerdy persona versus the urge to finally let you in on a secret.
"Would that be a bad thing?" He whispered finally, opening his eyes to look at you with a vulnerability that took your breath away. "If I said... Sometimes I think about what it would be like if I wasn't just some geeky guy with a keyboard?"
"Then I’d say you should tell me exactly what you think about."
“Isn’t that weird?”
“Having fantasies is perfectly normal,” you shrugged. “Probably healthy, too. I mean, most people have some kind of secret thing they’re dying to try behind closed doors.”
“Do you?”
It was your turn for your cheeks to flush. “Of course. But we’re talking about you right now.”
You smiled encouragingly, brushing a stray lock of hair away from his forehead, letting your nails graze his scalp just enough to make him lean into your touch. You could feel his heart hammering against your ribs where your chests pressed together. "Come on, Keys. Let me in."
He let out a shaky breath, his eyes darting away from yours to focus on a spot somewhere over your shoulder - like he was terrified you’d laugh at him, or worse, that you wouldn't understand it.
"I... It just sounds stupid when I say it out loud," he murmured, voice barely above a whisper.
"Try me," you urged, rocking your hips again, slower this time, feeling him harden beneath you despite his nerves. "I bet it’s not stupid at all."
Keys swallowed hard, his throat clicking. When he finally looked back at you, his gaze was intense, burning with a hunger you hadn’t seen from him in almost the year you’d been together. It was like a switch had been flipped, and the nerdy programmer was suddenly eclipsed by a man who was going to tell you exactly what he wanted for once.
"It’s about the control, I think.” He admitted, his voice dropping an octave, losing that nervous tremble and turning into something rougher, a little darker. "Day to day I’m pretty passive. But… In the game, I’m the one who helps stop the chaos. I’m the one who makes the rules. And I think about... Uh, bringing that here. Sometimes. If you’d want that. I’d never want to, like, make you feel unsafe or coerced or -“
“Baby.”
“Right. Sorry.” He paused, his hands tightening on your hips almost painfully, anchoring you to him. You nodded for him to keep going.
"I think about being in uniform," he continued, the words coming faster now, like a dam breaking. "Not like the Halloween costume. But just having the authority. Like if I pulled you over or stopped you on the street somewhere. Not because you did anything wrong. Just because I saw you, and decided I needed to have you right there. Consensually, of course.”
The images that the scenarios conjured up in your mind were vivid and illicit, sending a rush of heat through your veins. His thumbs were rubbing light circles right where your hips met your thighs, tantalizingly close to where you wanted him. You stared at your boyfriend, lips parting slightly.
"And then?" You prompted, sounding a little more breathless than you meant to.
"Then I’d get to tell you that you’ve been a bad girl," Keys said, a flush creeping up his neck, but his eyes never left yours. "I’d get to tell you that you’re under my jurisdiction. That I’m the only one who gets to decide what happens to you next. A-and I could have you doing whatever I wanted, and you’d have to let me because... I’m the law."
The silence that stretched between you was heavy, charged with a sudden, electric tension. It wasn't just the words; it was the way he said them - like he was confessing a sin he’d been dying to commit for years. It may have been the sexiest thing you’d ever heard him say. You felt a thrill run down your spine, surprised by the potential of his fantasy but far from put off. If anything, you wanted him to elaborate. You wanted to see exactly how far that "law" extended.
"Oh, Officer McKey," you breathed, leaning down to capture his lips in a searing kiss that swallowed his groan. "I think I'd like to see you try."
The next evening, when you pushed open the door to Keys’s apartment, the air smelled like stale coffee and a sandalwood candle you’d given him to make the place more “homey”. Wandering back to the bedroom, you stood in the doorway. He was in his chair, swiveling back and forth between the several screens while staring at a line of code, looking like he’d been there for a decade.
"Keys," you announced, leaning against the doorframe.
Jolting as if roused from a dream, Keys spun around, mouth opening to greet you, but the words died in his throat. His eyes swept over you, dragging slowly from your ankles up to the hem of the shortest miniskirt you owned - a scrap of blue and grey plaid that left almost nothing to the imagination, but fit your needs perfectly - and finally up to your face.
"You... Uh," he cleared his throat, adjusting his glasses with a shaky hand. "You look incredible. But, um, not that I’m complaining, but is that... What’re you doing?"
"Thought you might need to arrest me for indecent exposure," you teased, pushing off the doorframe and sauntering toward him. You fished a few items out of your purse and dangled them from your fingers. "I brought you some work supplies, Officer McKey."
You tossed the plastic police badge at him, and he caught it easily, face more than a little surprised. Then, you let the fuzzy pink handcuffs swing back and forth off your index finger, watching his gaze fixate on them as if he were hypnotized.
Keys raised an eyebrow, a slow grin spreading across his face. “Just had these on hand, did you?”
"Hey, they’re cute," you replied, coming to a stop right between his legs. "Besides, I figured you’d appreciate the upgrade from the standard issue metal ones they give bad officers like you at police school.”
“I think it’s called the academy.”
“Sure, that too.”
Keys reached out, his fingers grazing the bare skin of your thigh just below the hem of your skirt. The touch was electric, his hand warmer than you expected. He looked up at you, and for the first time, your sweet, nervous nerd was gone, replaced by something sharper, hungrier.
"Did you come here to cause trouble, miss?" Keys asked, his voice low. It was a little stilted, like he was testing the waters, but the glint in his eyes told you he was enjoying himself.
"I might have," you challenged, placing your hands on his shoulders and leaning down so your faces were inches apart, batting your eyelashes. "Is that not allowed around here?"
Keys stood up abruptly, forcing you to take a step back. In that moment, he seemed to fill the room with his confidence, and you loved it. He swiped the fuzzy cuffs from your loose grip, thumb brushing over your palm.
"Turn around," he said. It wasn't a request.
You bit your lip, hiding a smile as you complied, turning your back to him. You felt him step up behind you, his chest pressing against your back. He took your wrist, his grip firm but not bruising, and pulled it behind you. When he snapped the cuff closed, it was tight - a bit tighter than you expected - but it wasn’t unpleasant.
"Other one," he commanded.
You offered your other hand, and he cuffed that one too, leaving your arms restrained behind your back. A mixture of adrenaline and arousal flooding your system. Should’ve asked him about his fantasies sooner.
"You're under arrest," Keys murmured in your ear, his breath hot against your neck as he pressed a kiss to your feverish skin. "For distracting an officer with intent to... Seduce."
"Is that a felony?"
"Oh, absolutely," he replied, his hand sliding down your arm and around to your waist, pulling you flush against him, and you shivered, feeling how turned on he already was. "The penalty is severe."
He spun you around to face him, hands gripping your waist with a strength that made you gasp. He wasn't being super gentle anymore; but you knew he’d never actually hurt you. For some reason the fact that he could keep his strength in check was intoxicating.
"Keys," you breathed, looking up at him.
"Officer," he corrected, his eyes dark behind his glasses. "You're in my precinct now."
"Fuck, you're hot when you're bossy," you couldn't help but laugh softly, the sound turning into a small gasp as he pushed you backward until your legs hit the edge of his desk, which he’d seemingly cleaned since you’d been gone.
"I'm just getting started," he said, a wickedly delighted grin playing on his lips. He stepped between your legs, crowding you, and used his knee to keep them apart.
You braced your cuffed hands against the cool wood of the desk, breath hitching as his hands slid up your thighs, pushing the skirt up with them. His touch was exploratory, almost reverent, but there was a roughness to it - a confidence that was usually buried under layers of self-deprecation.
"You have the right to remain silent," Keys whispered, his lips trailing down the side of your neck. He nipped at the sensitive skin just below your ear, hard enough to make you gasp. "But I don't think you're going to."
"I never do," you managed to get out, your head falling back to give him better access.
"Good," he murmured against your skin. "Because I want to hear you beg."
He pulled back to look at you, his gaze sweeping over your face, checking in. You nodded, a silent encouragement, and that was all the permission he needed.
Despite the rough grip and the dominant roleplay, he didn’t rush. There was a deliberateness to his movements that was so incredibly Keys. He was savoring it, running his hands over your hips, thumbs hooking into the waistband of your panties.
"These are obstructing justice," he muttered, mostly to himself, before tugging them down. He had to crouch to do it, his face level with your center, and you felt his hot breath fan over you before he stood back up.
"Jesus, look at you," he breathed, stepping back in. His hand went to your throat, not squeezing, just resting his palm against your pulse. He didn’t seem to be in character at that moment - the reverent awe with which he always looked at you bleeding into his performance. "Do you have any idea how long I've wanted to do this?"
"I have an idea," you replied, your voice straining as he used his other hand to cup your breast, his thumb brushing over your nipple through the thin fabric of your top. Your back arched.
"Tell me," he demanded, his eyes locking onto yours. "Tell me what you want me to do."
You stared at him, caught off guard by the intensity of his gaze. This was the man who stuttered when ordering pizza, now holding your life in his hands - well, your pleasure, anyway.
The words tumbling out in a rush. "I want you to stop being so polite and just take what you want."
Keys let out a low growl, a sound you didn't even know he could make, and crashed his lips against yours. It was hungry and messy, his teeth scraping against your bottom lip. He kissed you like he was starving, one hand tangling in your hair to hold you in place while the other locked around you, keeping you steady against the desk.
After a few minutes, he broke the kiss but didn't pull away, his forehead resting against yours.
"Up," he said, tapping your hip.
You hopped up onto the desk, wincing slightly as your weight pressed down on your bound wrists. Keys noticed instantly, his brow furrowing.
"Too tight?" he asked, his voice back to its usual concern for your comfort and wellbeing.
"No," you reassured him quickly. You leaned back on your hands, an inviting smile tugging at the corner of your mouth.
He kicked his chair out of the way and sat down, pulling you right to the edge so your thighs were draped over his shoulders. To your surprise, he didn't dive in immediately. Instead, he paused, his hands gripping the back of your knees, pushing them apart until you were completely exposed to him. The cool air of the apartment against your skin made you shiver, but the look in his eyes burned hot.
"Do you know the penalty for resisting arrest?" he asked, his thumb brushing dangerously close to your clit without actually touching it.
"I'm n-not resisting," you managed to say, your voice trembling.
"I’ll be the judge of that, miss," Keys murmured. "And I’m going to make sure you take exactly what I give you."
He leaned in finally, and the first touch of his tongue was a shock of wet heat against your oversensitive flesh. He didn't start slow. He licked a broad, flat stripe up your center, groaning against you like you were the best thing he’d ever tasted. The vibration of his voice travelled straight through your core, making your hips buck off the desk.
"Stay still," he ordered, splaying a hand against your stomach, pinning you down to the wood. "I didn't say you could move."
The command sent a fresh jolt of arousal through you. He went back to work, and this time, there was no teasing. He explored you with a terrifying precision, his tongue mapping out every bit of you like he was memorizing your body. He flicked the tip of his tongue against your clit, just light enough to make you gasp, then sealed his lips around it and sucked hard, drawing a cry from your throat that you couldn't hold back.
Keys was relentless, alternating between firm, sucking pressure and quick, teasing flicks that kept you guessing. Every time you tried to shift your hips to chase the friction, his hand on your stomach tightened, holding you immobile while he dictated the pace. It was maddening and incredible - the feeling of being completely at his mercy, unable to do anything but lie there and take the pleasure he was giving you.
You could hear the obscene sounds of his mouth against you, echoing in the quiet room. It should have been embarrassing, but instead, it just turned you on more. He was so into it, so lost in the taste and feel of you that he forgot to be self-conscious. He wasn't the nervous nerd in that moment; he was a man consuming a meal he’d been starving for.
"God," he murmured, pulling back for a split second to admire the mess he’d made of you. His chin was glistening, his eyes dark and dilated behind his fogged-up glasses. "You really like being under my authority, don't you?"
"Y-yes," you breathed, your head falling back. "Please, Ke- Officer."
"Please what?" he asked, his breath fanning hotly over your swollen flesh.
"Please don't stop."
He smirked, a wicked, arrogant expression that looked devastatingly good on him. "As you wish, ma’am."
Then he buried his face between your legs again, and this time, he added a finger, sliding it inside you without warning. You clenched around him instinctively, your internal muscles gripping him tight. He curled his finger upward, finding that spot that always made your vision blur, while his tongue continued its ruthless assault on your clit.
The dual stimulation was almost too much. Your hands scrabbled for better purchase on the desk, knocking a pen cup onto the floor, but neither of you cared. You were spiraling higher, your whole body tightening like a bowstring. He sensed it, speeding up the rhythm of his tongue, fucking you with his finger in time with the strokes.
You were teetering on the edge, your whole body taut as a bowstring, when he suddenly stopped. You let out a frustrated whine, looking down at him in betrayal. Keys just smirked, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand.
"You're under arrest, remember?" he said, standing up and looming over you. "I decide when you get to finish."
"Fuck," you breathed, the dominance in his voice sending a fresh wave of arousal through you, making your inner muscles clench around nothing.
"Yeah, almost," he said, unbuckling his belt with deliberate, agonizing slowness. The leather strap whipped through the loops with a sharp sound that made you flinch in anticipation. "We're getting there."
He kicked his chair out of the way and stepped back between your legs, the denim of his jeans rough against your inner thighs. You tried to reach for him instinctively, but your hands were still bound behind you.
"Bad girl," he tutted with mock disappointment. "I didn't say you could touch. Lean back - elbows on the desk.”
You obeyed instantly, and Keys smiled, a satisfied expression that made your stomach flip as he leaned down to kiss you. It was messy and deep, letting you taste yourself on his lips, a reminder of what he’d just done to you.
"You have no idea," he murmured against your mouth, his breath mingling with yours, "how much I've wanted to bend you over this desk. Every time I sit here for work... I think about it."
"Then take me," you challenged, your voice barely above a whisper. "Show me what Officer McKey can really do."
He didn't need to be told twice.
With a firm grip on your hips, he pulled you forward, dragging you to the very edge until you were barely supported. He lined himself up, the head of his cock nudging against your entrance. With a groan that seemed to come from the depths of his soul, he pushed into you - stretching you inch by inch. You gasped, head falling back as your body struggling to accommodate the sheer size of him, hot and heavy within you. It was always the ones you least suspected who were the most well-endowed.
"Fuck, you're tight, baby," he gritted out, jaw clenching as he paused to let you adjust. "You okay?"
"Y-yeah. Move," you demanded, digging your heels into his lower back, trying to spur him on. "Please, Keys. Move."
“Now who’s bossy?” He let out a strangled laugh and started to move, setting a rhythm that was almost punishingly slow. He withdrew completely, leaving you empty and aching, before sinking back in, burying himself to the hilt. His movements were deliberate and controlled, torturous in their precision.
"Is this what you wanted?" he asked, his voice strained with the effort of holding back, of maintaining that devil-may-care persona. "Is this the trouble you were looking for when you walked in here, miss?”
“M-maybe.” Unable to help yourself, you arched against him more, desperate for the relief he’d denied you earlier. "You can go harder. I know you want to."
"You sure?" Keys asked, his eyes searching yours, checking for that final green light. "I don’t want to hurt -“
"I'm sure," you interrupted without hesitation, your nails scraping against the desk. "I want all of it. Don't hold back."
That was the final consent he needed. His control snapped, revealing the raw, hungry man underneath. He grabbed your legs, hooking them over his elbows, and started to thrust into you in earnest. The desk rattled beneath you, the items on it rattling dangerously close to the edge, but neither of you cared.
He was rougher than he’d ever been, his hips snapping against yours with a force that made you see stars in the best way. The sound of skin slapping against skin filled the room, loud and obscene. It was intense, overwhelming, and somehow exactly what you needed. You cried out with every thrust, your fingers scrabbling for purchase on the slick desk surface, unable to find anything to hold onto.
"Look at me," he commanded, his voice sharp, before melting into something a bit more like the man you recognized. "Open your eyes, baby."
You forced your eyes open to meet his gaze. The intensity there was staggering. He was looking at you like you were his entire world, like he was secretly determined to wreck you for anyone else. His glasses were slightly more fogged up, hair falling over his forehead, but the look in his eyes was pure fire.
"Keys," you gasped, your release building rapidly, coiling tight in your belly like a spring ready to snap. "I'm -“
“Let go," he urged, reaching between you to rub your clit with rough, calloused fingers in time with his thrusts. "Now. That's an order."
The command was your undoing. You came with a cry that was half his name and half a sob, your body convulsing around him. Your toes curled, your back arching off the desk as the pleasure washed over you in waves. He followed you over the edge a moment later, pressing his forehead to yours as pulsed inside you, filling you as his whole body shuddered with the force of his release.
For a long moment, the only sound in the apartment was your combined breathing, ragged and loud, slowly syncing up as you came down from the high. Keys slumped against you, his full weight pinning you to the desk, and his face buried in the crook of your neck. He was pressing kisses to your sweaty skin - soft, reverent, familiar kisses that had nothing to do with the character he was playing and everything to do with the man who loved you.
"Wow," you breathed, staring up at the ceiling, trying to get your heart rate under control. "Just... Wow, Keys."
Keys let out a weak laugh against your skin, the vibration tickling you. "Yeah. That was... I liked that a lot."
You smiled, letting out a small frown as he pulled himself out of you and searched for the handcuff key in your purse. He quickly uncuffed you, and you wrapped your arms around his shoulders as he hoisted you into his arms and settle your bodies on his bed. He continued to hold you tenderly as you ran your fingers through his damp air.
"You know, Officer McKey,” you said after a few minutes of blissed-out silence. “I think you need to arrest me more often. I think I just found my new favorite hobby."
"Don't push your luck, miss," he mumbled, but you could feel him smiling against your neck. "I might just have to keep you in holding overnight.”
“Have I been that bad, Officer?”
“So bad. You're looking at a life sentence, actually."
"Promise?" you teased, pressing a kiss to his temple.
He lifted his head to look at you, his eyes soft and adoring, the dominant, rough edge gone completely, replaced by the sweet, brilliant nerd you fell in love with. He reached up to push his glasses back up his nose, looking a little sheepish.
"Always," he whispered, leaning in to kiss you gently, a stark contrast to the bruising kisses from before. "I love you. You know that, right?”
"I know," you whispered back, kissing him again, slow and sweet. "And I love you too, Keys.“




