Gemini Fairy

i miss u so much (pre ai internet)

a reminder.

This. I have so many friends and fans around me that put too much emphasis on achieving by a certain age, believing they’re a failure because they haven’t achieved anything or don’t even know what they want yet. We all figure things out in our own timelines and our own ways. I’ve done little notable in my life and am only now at 30 going to college to try and better myself. And that’s okay with me even if it takes me long after that to find what I want to do in life. Enjoy life now and let things come naturally for you

in conversation about white people who go to Japan and expect their knowledge of anime to culturally carry them, I was once posed with “it’s like if there was a Japanese guy who was obsessed with spongebob and came over here and thought he could get by just communicating in spongebob quotes.” This is a false equivalence because if such a man existed we would crown him king. We’d love him. Americans would fucking love that. sometimes I get sad that this isn’t a real guy I can invite to a party.

Ok the last one got me laughing actually

"i think", i say, about my own ocs, who i made,

“my headcanon is…” i say about the canon that i made about my own characters

Squatters' rights apply to grandmas. If someone's not visiting and looking after their grandma, but you will, after a set amount of time once you've settled in, that's your grandma now.

Ok let me get this straight: you cruelly remove my primary olfactory apparatus then smugly hold it between your fingers saying “got your nose!” and are now expecting to be forgiven because it was “satire”????

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

yeah i drive the truck that isekais all those lonely 20yo NEETs and bored salarymen. it’s a really hard job. they keep sending me to workplace counselling after each hit. “it’s normal to feel guilt at ending someone’s life,” they say. how do i tell them that’s not what makes me feel guilty? “but it’s okay. he’ll live a better life in another world.” yeah, with 100 girls who could have lived normal lives but got drafted into being in these boring dudes’ harems. how many women’s lives have i ruined. and they don’t even know. they don’t even know

140 CHAPTERS?

Okay maybe just this once I will read RPF

Fellini’s movies have remarkably interesting and unique looking actors

(Since I know a lot of writers/artists follow me for costume/character design ideas!)

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now