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Normalize breakfast Dates.. Let’s go get pancakes and orange juice and talk..

In what world is this not already normalized

"equius" and "nepeta" are animal crossing names

talking heads was right

how

i do ask myself. how did i get here

the sun is a sickly orange color today with a haze of smog blurring its edges. it truly looks like something you would use in a scifi movie to clue the audience in that something has gone very wrong

Anyone else noticed the air is unbreathable and the food is poison and the sun is blocked out of the sky

i have a suggestion

me too

going forward i will only consume problematic media

and well, let's jusr say,, uncritically too

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

Being told what to do is great because then you know what to do

took acid on new years as per tradition and me and my sister got really into the concept of an origami crane folded out of a pizza so precisely and beautifully that it "shames our hatred". like all acts of human cruelty are shamed by the perspective that its beauty provides. we called it pizza crane

I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @worldheritagepostorganization

is this the ORIGINAL?!???

oh holy shit i didn’t even know where this meme came from

OH MY ACTUAL GOD THE ORIGINAL

ORIGINALS ON THE ROLL

yeah sure whatever