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It sucks that the dream smp was kind of the worst possible form of storytelling being taken on by people with neither the experience nor the skills to execute it anywhere close to effectively because "war-hero turned manic-suicidal revolutionary who went to hell and was then resurrected as a ticking time bomb as a threat to the heroes but instead turned out to be just kind of a pathetic loser" is just. Theres just SOO much sauce there.

tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

i need everyone to get into college football right now i am dying to talk about the texas tech situation. this is the kind of thing that will be referenced for the next 100 years. there will be documentaries and biopics about this.

update on this: texas tech is claiming that every school who has/is considering cancelling all contests is "afraid" that texas tech is better than them. what's funny about this is that sorsby's stats are average. he is not good enough for this kind of protection. many schools who have already cancelled or are considering it have much better quarterbacks than sorsby. also, texas tech's head coach had said that it's actually ok that sorsby bet against his own team because it "its not murder or assault."

the attorney general of texas has threatened to investigate the Big 12 conference if they sanction Texas Tech

This is a little too complicated to hijack another post with, but i'll say this, when your organization is a front for a series of regional cartels made up of independent, mostly isolated schools who follow their own rules when its convenient (And its always convenient baby!), eventually you're going to run into a situation where a college student has access to a good lawyer and a judge going by a reasonable letter of the law.

motherfuckers arent ready for my famous "quadruple-edged sword". second it comes out the holster, blender maneuver. red paste. spin cycle. myself included. nonnegotiable. the SECOND i am frightened WE. ALL. DIE.

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

World Heritage Post

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me