yeehaw!

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

i dont think straight people should be allowed to do "enemies to lovers" i think if a man is your enemy you need to trust that you were correct the first time and slay him in battle

ok i’m done being crazy lol

no i’m not

Hey! Mario was just wondering. Could you'a put a vending machine here? In the middle of this crowded intersection?

im NOT feeling shrimptastic im going to KRILL myself

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

i may be sensitive but everyone else could be a little kinder too

the spamton balloon at the macy’s thanksgiving day parade has popped and killed 14 people

oh fuck yes they put a slot machine in the dungeon

forgot to leave a note for my doordasher to bring a blunt weapon to get past the catacomb skeletons so congrats to whichever necromancer is about to get my banh mi i guess

all animals have a place in the ecosystem and that includes humans and im sick of encountering edgelords who say the earth would be better off if we were wiped out. you wanna mess things up for every species that has adapted to live alongside us? as far as i can tell our existance is pretty intertwined with the world we live in, and caring about animals should include caring about humans because we're also animals. so we should probably focus on doing good with the resources we have instead of fantasizing about a big nuclear reset button. you sound like a pokémon villain.