150,000 Bees

dude star wars is so good and/or bad and/or mediocre sometimes, depending

Ohh so that's why they called that one show Andor

goodposting example: hey guys, just fucked a bug

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you can differentiate me from weevilwizard via subtle variations in our proboscis

We also have different color hats. Mine is a much more tasteful jet black, while yours is pitch-black.

ive gotta stop accidentally summoning gimmick blogs into existence

I know how you feel hummina hummina hummina. I can't say anything here without a new Elvis. Why are there so many Elvii. Why

you’re the only one who understands me elvis

we all need to fuck

you tell me this the day after i trade my penis in at gamestop

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

damn my pants ripped in the desert ahhh the sand so hot on my dick

bro look out for that cactus

ahh the cactus so pain on my dick

this is literally the 92 bulls

MICHAEL JORDAN DID NOT HAVE DEATH RAYS COME OUTTA HIS HAND

it’s called a fade away jumper

happy april foold everyone did you know about………………… bofa

“you are. stealink…. my nuts…”