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happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

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artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

zsnes

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

targuzzler-deactivated20180224

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

itwashotwestayedinthewater

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memorycycle

wake up in the morning go to sleep

anphivenas

wake up in the morning go to sleep

twizzta-old

anphivenas

whoaaa .... whats a lovely slimer like you doing in the benthic zone. .....

memorycycle

wake up in the morning go to sleep

flipchild

memorycycle

whoaaa .... whats a lovely slimer like you doing in the benthic zone. .....

flipchild

wake up in the morning go to sleep

sceptixfakemon

taste my steel you stupid citrus

smokefuneral-deactivated2015020

this girl ate only purple go-gurt for 10 years of her life and this is what happened.

Slurp on my ‘gurt.

Cause you know its purp.

Put me in the dirt.

Put me in a shirt.

what-even-is-thiss

I still find it pretty funny that in fallout 3 you can get your karma down by just opening Moriarty’s terminal over and over again.

The slavers at paradise falls have heard of me. I’m the guy that opens people’s computers over and over again without asking first.

what-even-is-thiss

Butch won’t be my companion. He’s like you’re too intense. You must’ve turned on that computer like 50 times in a row last time.

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My forbidden computer touching ways have caught up with me.

what-even-is-thiss

The reason I’m doing this in the first place is that a lot of evil karma options in fallout 3 are just inconvenient. Like I could go out of my way to blow up a city or I could not blow up a city and get a much more convenient free house and keep access to their merchants.

So in order to keep getting the full evil karma experience, every time I do something convenient or utilitarian that raises my karma I go back to Moriarty’s Saloon and just open his terminal over and over again.

Thus, my good boy points are eliminated through repeated computer touching and the regulators here are hunting me down for looking at Moriarty’s personal data a hundred times in a row.

what-even-is-thiss

What’s really funny about lowering your karma this way is that after you do a major good Karma action and listen to the radio, the radio DJ Three Dog will be like this horrible fucker from vault 101 we all hate him so much you know that guy? He did another fucking thing. He saved a thousand orphans.

spacehunter-m

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ITS ONLY JULY FIRST

Bro I implore you?!? I fucking beseech thee?!?!!?

bastard-unlimited

this image will not fucking leave my mind no matter what I do

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kleinergeist

You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

hermann-rorschach

Do not share the answers with your classmates.

kleinergeist

Yes Dr Rorschach

Sorry Dr Rorschach

theonion

Shedding new light on the concept of voluntary behavior, researchers at the University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign contend in a study published this week that the existence of free will can be disproven by the fact that people repeatedly eat at chain sandwich restaurant Jimmy John’s. “Our exhaustive survey of over 12,000 regular Jimmy John’s customers revealed patterns of behavior utterly inconsistent with the idea of human autonomy,” said lead researcher Gina Smith, emphasizing that no person with functioning taste buds would continually subject themselves to a dry, flavorless J.J.B.L.T. or a cold, inadequate Jimmy Cubano unless their behavior was predetermined by a chain of causal events behind their control.

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