Hog with a Blog

like first of all… yes we do!!!!

[shaking your hand] hey you ever hear about the scorpion and the frog [not letting go] exciting friends and a good adventure

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

you need one especially rigid yet light friend who may be thrown as a javelin in times of peril. you need a friend who can throw them as a javelin in times of peril. you can be someone else's, but within your group it can't be you.