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“esta buscando el momento argentina” DEJEN DE BUSCARLO Y EMPIECEN A ENCONTRARLO NO ES EL CLITORIS ESTO

ENCUENTREN EL GOL O MUERAN

the number one rule of a tumblr sexyperson is that they should so deeply and profoundly unfuckable that they provoke the part of the human spirit that yearns to defy god’s will by fucking them anyway. if they’re just regular attractive that’s a sexy person, not a sexyperson

it's hard to describe what it's like outside for people who haven't experienced this kind of smog event. the quality of the air is so bad that it affects the quality of the sunlight and makes everything seem subtly off. it reminds me a little of how it gets weird right before an eclipse but instead of crescent shaped shadows it's that all the light is orange. kind of like being in Mexico in an American movie

pelota + arco = gol

concepto dificil para muchos jugadores

yes that fifteen-year-old has just said something remarkably dumb and socially ill-informed but I can tell you for 100% certain that publicly shaming them to your peer groups of people mostly aged twenty-five and up will do nothing but make all aspects of the situation immediately ten thousand times worse in every conceivable way

Okay but he’s having the time of his fucking life with that stool.

Do you wanna go watch the sunlight pierce the leaves of the forest with me?

i really salute all pregnant trans men who share their journey online because if i was going through pregnancy already (which is more than i could ever do, hats off to you) and also dealing with the dysphoria and social alienation of being a pregnant man and i posted it on the internet to show that it’s a possibility and people just made 1000 omegaverse and mpreg jokes at me i think i might run away forever and never come back