IDK, Bees?

i didn’t miss it this time fucking finally

Every january goth couples are fucking hard to try and have a halloween baby they're gonna name ophelia or some shit

I’m a Halloween baby but my parents are normal so I’m Garrett

Hi garrett

Happy Birthday Garrett

A second 9/11 fabric has hit the Joann

just got shown humanization art and told to attempt to guess what it was a humanization of by a man visibly holding in laughter for several minutes. could not have prepared myself for the answer

Does anyone have that pic of the furries crying watching 9/11 from a distance? Poorly drawn

YES THANK YOU

oh wait jesus christ. so previously it was "snooze tumblr live for 7 days." now it's "snooze tumblr live from your dashboard" for 30. i got excited when i saw that it was at least a month (still bullshit when what we are all asking for is GET RID OF IT FOREVER), then irritated when it didn't get rid of it in the bottom bar on the app but i assumed it was a bug, and now im starting to realize like. is it not a bug. are they trying to pass this off as some kind of tradeoff of "the little thirst trap icons go away for a whole month, but now you can NEVER get rid of the 'NEW' notification at the bottom! :D" bc if so. i am going to fucking turn myself inside out

Yes we do

no they weigh the same because they ate the same food their whole lives.

literally no dermatologist on earth says acne is caused by bad hygeine/lack of a skincare routine btw. its genetic. every single piece of research ever done on acne says its genetic. feel like i need to restate this every time i see a post about skincare

a few years ago i made an identical post to this and someone tagged it with “yeah ive known this from personal experience. because i once spent an entire summer not bathing and the only water that ever touched my face was from public pools yet i never once had any acne” and every single time i see someone talking up their skincare routine this info forces its way back into my brain

dont be a fucking dumbass on this post btw im serious. actually read academic papers on acne dont fucking post correlation is causation shit on this post. every person who has acne has a half dozen multi billion dollar industries constantly trying to convince them its secretly their fault against all published research as it stands. so don’t fucking help them

The burning man debacle is rly captivating to me in the ‘convention dumpster fire poetic irony’ sense. Like ur telling me these silicon valley crystal guys are stuck in a flooding lake bed after calling the cops on climate change protestors holding up traffic into the festival? By telling the cops these unarmed protestors had a gun? Fantastic. And they’re dying from exposure- oh they’re scaring the shit out of each other with a fake ebola scare??? Of course. I’m sure they’re handling that normally. Just saw a video from a guy at the festival saying folks need to stop being ‘negative’ about the people who didn’t survive the night. And they can’t leave the flooding lake bed because nobody can move their cars- It appears Chris Rock and Diplo have escaped the lake bed by walking out, as it was only a few miles until they hit regular traffic. We do not know the state of the burning man sex plane, the plane at burning man you book to have sex in, which exists. Never before seen cataclysmic impact to the ‘white women with $5k veneers and box braids’ community.