why are breakfast dates not  a more popular thing? like forget your 9pm fancy dinner reservation, lets go eat pancakes at 9am in our pjs

I will never wake up before noon for a man

I love art

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen

what r they going to do just glue it back on

This drone, here depicted stealing chairs from the poor, could also be used to abduct a four year old

Are YOU prepared for when the machines come to try and take ur young

naughty children get snatched by the Clawcopter

This will never not be funny

ok this is my new favorite thing ever tyty

Jesus Christ

omfg

literally nothing is stopping you from putting on a petticoat and getting a damn milkshake how many times do we as a society have to go though this

Like I swear to fucking god, you can have the aesthetic without wishing for everything from an awful time period to come back.

me

*holds a baby carrot like a cigarette* I’m just….. over it, you know?