reminder to all disabled people that you’re allowed to tell people “i can’t do that” about stuff you can ‘technically’ do but which harms you or requires a period of recovery or preparatory rest etc. you don’t have to explain the complex nuances of your condition to anybody who demands it. i’ve found it’s honestly better to give the least amount of info about your symptoms unless you trust a person a lot. you hold the power over your health information. you choose whether or not to share the details of your condition with people who might not understand.

nothing is real and then all of a sudden everything is very real with no warning

First guy to see an inch worm must of lost their mind

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

this post is like five posts per post

I love it when people tell me about me because I have no idea who I am

slippy kitty now sliding in for only $2.99!

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

turn your attention to The Character

give it up for girls with vaginas and boys with penises

pause i forgot cis people exist this was intended as a celebration of bottom surgery

it’s far from the most important hill to die on but i do find it horrible how many public spaces have music playing 24/7. why do i need to be constantly stimulated. just bc companies did studies that said there’s a chance im more likely to spend money or whatever now i have to listen to ed sheeran in the bread aisle and charli xcx when im eating lunch? i dont even mind pop music. i just think its unasked for and and presumptuous and people dont understand how important quiet is for our brains

i have a suggestion

I was going to call it masochism but it's easier to understand why people enjoy pain than it is to understand why people enjoy spicy food. My throat is closing up. What's wrong with you

Lol. Did someone find the pepper?

Actually it turns Out that frozen indian dinners dont put spice level information on the box