My doctor insists i cant eat clown food and that its bad for me

What even is clown food?

The food that they feed clowns to keep them docile and colorful

'opposites attract' is propaganda by big difference to sell mediocre het fic. ideally you should be dating someone who dresses the same as you and has the same name as you and has the same media taste as you and has the same birthday as you and is increasingly distressed by how similar the two of you are until you snap your fingers and it forgets what it was thinking about.

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

a lot of people were krilled

she pound me like a thwomp. EEUURRGHERHHGH

This is stupid! Were you born yesterday? (the mayfly’s big limpid eyes fill with tears as it looks at me) oh god I’m so sorry oh no oh god

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

unrestrained summer fun