Ich glaube an nichts außer an dich und mich

world is beautiful with beer and music

Dj omorashi wants everyone to stay hydrated

fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs

are you serious?

"Male Socialized"? No, I was Faggot Socialized, assigned faggot at birth. I was always a bit fruity and androgynous even before I knew I was queer. I was never "one of the guys", I had my weirdos I gravitated to in middle school and now most of us are hot transexuals. Like, I've been called a girl or faggot my whole life. Turns out I am both and was always treated as such.

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled