Adrian Randall

yall WISH jews ran shit. you know how much more walkable your cities would be?

guy who doesnt realize hes commanding a small army and thinks a lot of people are just going along with his bit

interesting how leadership can sometimes be unintentional yet influential.

save it for linkedin brother

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

The thing about the moon is maybe you don’t need to write a poem about the moon. The moon’s been done, we’ve discussed it. It’s a coin a mirror an eye a lantern in the darkness. It’s a rock in space. It’s the dang moon we’ve all seen it! Is there something you can notice that’s is more surprising than the moon???

I could've written this post 10 years ago because these jokers never change but "Democrats can't just run on 'I'm not Trump!'" has always been dog shit stupid and so telling, both because Democratic politicians do have clear platforms outside of Trump that these people refuse to look up (and they'll scream at you if you try to talk about them), and because "I'm not a raping white supremacist" should actually be convincing enough in a two-party system if you're not an asshole. "Give me something to vote for, not against" ok first of all: voting against white supremacy means you're voting for a more inclusive society, for example. Secondly: grow up.

this is so crazy but it turns out if you want to write something you’re allowed to just open the google doc and start writing it you don’t have to agonize over it every night for weeks or months working up the nerve

this was fake i lied. keep worrying and NEVER open that doc

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

come back to me most perfect of comics

god i cant take it with sense8 theyre just like. heres an establishing shot that cost thousands of dollars. heres a bunch of people dancing and having the most lit time of their life. heres the coolest fight sequence you've ever seen. heres a pansexual orgy. heres a transgender hacktivist. here are villains that are closeminded and terrifying and use their positions of power to threaten anyone who's different from them, in a thousand big and small ways. heres those villains getting their asses kicked by the power of martial arts and friendship. heres a love triangle finally getting resolved with polyamory. heres a guy weeping and yelling because hes stuck in traffic. like they just give you EVERYTHING.