@netflix uncancel american vandal

orgy night at the us democratic party

“what’s the worst fruit” i hope you fucking die im strangling you what the hell is wrong with you. ‘the worst fruit’… has god not made all of these fruits in the same light???? cunt

Red Delicious Apples

I think they should let people get away with objectively funny heists

cant wait to go home so i can go be horizontal. all this vertical stuff sucks

oh ew is that really what i sowed? eww omigod i am NOT reaping that

nuclear power is impressive until you get up to why. "we use the most precisely engineered machinery ever created to split atoms to release energy" oh yeah how come? "boil water to turn a fan" get the fuck out

The power of atom turns out to be, yet again, the power of steam

If I were Hillary Clinton I would not be able to resist sending James Comey an email that said "I wouldn't have done this."