Fuck You, Josh

*just an amusing, lighthearted post to lighten up the problems one could have with a stellium*

stellium in the 1st: “WHO AM I?????”

stellium in the 2nd: “THIS IS MINE, THAT IS MINE, EVERYTHING IS MINE. AND NO, THAT’S NOT YOURS”

stellium in the 3rd: “blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah”

stellium in the 4th: “I remembered the old days when things weren’t so shitty…. Ah…. yes…. childhooooood.”

stellium in the 5th: “ahhhhh yassssss passionnnn mmm yas passion is my life”

stellium in the 6th: “werk werk werk werk werk”

stellium in the 7th: “I’ve had 3849234 lovers in 2 days, is this normal?”

stellium in the 8th: “I NEED TO CONTROL EVERYTHING!!!!!! ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING!!”

stellium in the 9th: *talks about something interesting while stumbling to leave the house with a messy luggage, untied shoes, half-zipped luggage, tiny grin*

stellium in the 10th: “idk how many times I’ve changed my major, I’ve lost count”

stellium in the 11th: “pls!!! let me fit in!!!! can I join your squad!!! I don’t wanna stand out!!!!!!”

that actually depends more on the 12th house !!!

In general, fire signs when drunk are loud, may start fights, be super blunt and honest and reveal secrets that theyve been hiding, love to dance and are wild and energetic

Earth in 12th is more likely to be the designated driver or to be the one to not lose control when drunk. They drink when trying to forget emotions. They may be very honest when drunk and tell people how much they love them

Water in 12th is the crying drunk. They are emotional and compliment everyone and everything. Likely to cy over something that happened to them in the 5th grade. Talkative and talking to everyone

CONJUNT: Your mother and your spouse are exactly the same, in almost every way. They are united. Your spouse often visits with your mother and her side of the family.

OPPOSITION: Your spouse and your mother are complete opposites, and the relationship demands a lot of compromises. Often, you feel caught in the middle of both sides.

TRINE: Your spouse is very similar to your mother, and the two get along very well. They are very close to your mother and her side of the family.

SQUARE: Your spouse and your mother do not get along because they are so different. The relationship is very stressful, and causes you a lot of strife. They also don’t get along with your mother’s side of the family, and are not close to them.

SEXTILE: Your spouse and your mother get along fairly well. They have pretty good relationships with her relatives.

QUINCUNX: Your spouse has an uneasy, awkward relationship with your mother, which gives you anxiety. They have strained relationships with her relatives.

Her verdict

The bible sayeth: “Thou shalt twerk soley if thine ass jiggles. If thine back wiggles instead, thou hast committed an act of sacrilege.” Thotiana 17:38

The Irish didn’t create hoodoo

The Irish weren’t treated worse than enslaved Africans in America