lol pizza

send me the chubbiest kitten

i realize now this says kitten and not chicken

my dad has a folder on his computer named Cool Dad and it’s just pictures of himself

we mcfreakin lost her, doctor

i identify as a bottle of red wine smashed on the tile floor of a grocery store

the translation is significantly more Soviet in tone than the original, which is great

Ahh, it’s back

i have disproportionately strong feelings about this.

every time i say “nah i’m not gonna watch it again.” BUT I STILL DO EVERY TIME.

YEAUGH

@dissonancies

Gays are only acceptable in the form of Soviet propaganda

every time i see that last picture it completely baffles me as to what ELSE it could possibly be meant as does anyone know what the children are supposed to represent?

what a beautiful family

Everything about this is perfect. From the head bob, to the baby scream, to Electric Zoo from spongebob

Modern icon