I'm a hot mess but at least I'm hot

Goddamit i hate this fucking post. I hate it because obviously if “twelve” followed the same pattern as the other teen numbers it wouldn’t be “twoteen” it would be “seconteen”. Think about it. It’s not “threeteen” it’s “thirteen” as in “third”. It’s not “fiveteen” it’s “fifteen” as in fifth. So with that in mind, you count “first, second, third, fourth, fifth,” and so on, so eleven would be “firsteen” and twelve would be “secondteen” or “seconteen”. “Firsteen, seconteen, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen….” It just drives me absolutely mad everytime i see this post that this obvious pattern was overlooked and i cant hold in my rage anymore.

it is actually so important to me to be alone at my house

I'm really really enjoying being on a creative kick but it's crazy how doing One Activity takes away time that would have been spent on Other Activity. Today's victim my weekend housekeeping chores.

Girl theres dishes in my sink

@mousegirlheart

During yesterday’s game I made an off the cuff remark that Infernal music uses a system of nine modes named after the layers of Hell as opposed to the traditional seven in Western classical music so of course I’ve been coming up with a system of nine tones per octave for no gain whatsoever, I don’t think I’ve ever spent so much time on something with absolutely zero game effect

I mean one obvious benefit is that I can now say that my character plays her lute in the Stygian mode which rules

Now I’m desperately curious as to what that would sound like…

I mean it wouldn’t be hard for me to write a piece like that. It won’t sound “correct” to western ears because the root note, C, in that scale will sound like it wants to resolve up to the Db, but if your goal is for music to sound like it’s from Hell, then it’s doable.

It’s uploading to soundcloud now!

https://soundcloud.com/critical-hit-compositions/in-the-court-of-mammon

Omg holy shit

level 271 penismancer demonstrating his arcane might