This is a Pro-moss-eating blog!

only reason anyone plays mahjong is because they love tuching the tiles

tell a trans girl you love her today. please

reblog to tell prev you love her

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

she's gonna scrape her knee or cut her finger or do something else clumsy ok. and she's going to ask you to make it better and you have to put the bandaid on for her. but - this part is important - first you're going to clean it. with the alcohol that stings. and you're going to kiss it better. and the bandaid has to be cute, ok? ok? ok.

There's nothing out there for us.

[flattest girl you've ever met]: "you just want me for my tits"

imagine living somewhere flat….with like……almost no hills…..what do you guys do for fun get picked off by birds of prey or