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why are you upside down

ilike to express myself

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real-language-facts

mmmmi love to drinkwater. surely theres a linguistic insight to be gained from this

"to drinkwater" is some sort of eponymous verb, like galvanize or boycott. named atfer guy named drinkwater. but i dont know what it means

woolandflax

This one’s for the tumblrinas

clarisliadon

lets make cookies guys!

Sugar

Butter

Eggs

Flour

Salt

Baking powder

Vanilla extract

Chocolate chips

Remaining time: 4 days 21 hours

pointless-achievements

Achievement Available:

C'Mon, You Know You Wanna...

Do it. Click that button. You know which one.

no-one-offical

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unyieldingsilence

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britain-offical

when all of the ships come together in one episode>>>>>

eleilinnrallin

This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!

newtsoftheworldunite

Translating this into tumblr's preferred public service announcement format for this kind of alert:

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rule 3

if you are or think you may be cursed by the evil amulet, you MUST report it to the DVLA immediately

#highway speaks #shitpost #officalverse #offical #new offical #offical blog #offical post

chickfila-offical

THE OUTSIDE IS RAINY. AND WET. i am so locked in right now wtf.

thefernhands

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

My friend is embarrassed and thinks she’s the only one and I said id prove her wrong.

transtrucks

Anyone else TRANSAF?

(from @[email protected])

segamascott

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highway-code-offical

fact! the average human swallows 10-12 level crossings in their lifetime

sometimesagenderlessvoid

”average human swallows 10-12 level crossings a day” wrong. This is a factual error. Level Crossings Georg is an outlier who eats 10,000 level crossings a day adn shouldn’t be counted

highway-code-offical

how did I not see this joke coming?

I mustn't have checked my blind spot...

sometimesagenderlessvoid

I wonder what @reallyreallyreallytrying thinks about the fact that his joke continues on even now that it’s been what? 10 years?

highway-code-offical

I know right?

Spiders Georg has endured longer than the last five British prime ministers

homunculus-argument

You ever think about how old people have no idea what “survivor bias” is, and take full credit for being excellent out of things where they lucked out?

“Back in my day we didn’t have any of these childhood protective things, we were smart enough not to do stupid shit on our own!” Except your little neighbour, who got the funniest idea at the age of seven, and got his skull pierced when he slipped?

“Back in my day nobody got divorced, we stuck together and fixed our problems!” What about your cousin, who was slowly killed by her husband because she had nowhere to escape him?

“Back in my day nobody had ‘mental problems’, we didn’t whine, we just toughed it out and endured life!” Hey remember that guy you used to work with, who seemed really friendly and normal, and then suddenly hanged himself ‘for no reason’?

“Back in my day we didn’t have any of this ‘gay’ or ‘transgender’ thing.” You did, but your family cut all ties with her before you were born.

You kinda start seeing it in everything they think, if you start looking for it.

thegrimzuera

“When we were kids nobody whined about car seats or bike helmets. We didn’t use them, and we all survived!”

Yeah, except for the ones who didn’t.

the-king-of-beans-offical

reblog if you're

gay

wearing clothes

not wearing clothes

the leader of a group of professional leather wearing Kahoot players

or a penguin

no one will ever know which

highway-code-offical

fact! the average human swallows 10-12 level crossings in their lifetime

sometimesagenderlessvoid

”average human swallows 10-12 level crossings a day” wrong. This is a factual error. Level Crossings Georg is an outlier who eats 10,000 level crossings a day adn shouldn’t be counted

highway-code-offical

how did I not see this joke coming?

I mustn't have checked my blind spot...

#highway speaks

my dad claims to be able to quote the entire of you off by hand, yet does all sort of risky things that probably aren’t in the Code

damn even I can't quote the entirety of me

just remember kids, the Highway Code is always watching you!

#highway answers

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highway-code-offical

rule 2

you MUST NOT be a nob