The house of Highchan

can’t spell erotic without rot #myrot

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

many dishonourable knaves in the notes of this post

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

many dishonourable knaves in the notes of this post

The problem with being low support needs is that people mentally autocorrect that to “no support needs” and then proceed to give you absolutely nothing and then get surprised when you implode after six months.

My secret HC Is that Dean is VERY charming yes, but he is SO bad at flirting. His pretty face gets his foot in the door all the time and his charm makes up for it. Flirting tho??? “Coffees hot. Kinda like *finger guns, wink and clicks tongue.” Yah that was not.. no. But he is so hot, the kinda hot that makes ur think “god that was so lame but he’s hot so it’s kinda cute.”

actually criminal that there was never a scene where dean was cold and cas gave him his trench coat

Gas station worker who has seen Cas use a card, pay and pump gas watching him come up with a guy (Dean) and act like he’s never seen a credit card before. “Now what? Pump gas? How do i do that?” And they watch Dean guide him out and pump his gas for him as he watches.

heartwarming: transfem named mary sue and transmasc named gary stu have had a beautiful nonbinary baby named donut steel

anti abortion propaganda that tries to like scare you into feeling guilty by reminding you that the fetus has body parts are so funny. "uwu please don't abort me I have eyes at 4 weeks old 🥺" nice try sucker I don't care if you see it coming

i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile