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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

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People I met for a few moments that live in my head forever.
Babe are you okay? You reblogged crystallizedtwilight’s Strangers that live with me forever. again

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I'm so glad that nothing has ever changed here on tumblr dot com. Tumblr, my unchanging refuge.
When I was in grade school I used to send emails to biologists and zoologists asking them questions to get answers to include in school projects I was working on, and would cry when they did not respond because I thought I was stupid for thinking that some random kid would ever be deserving of a response from someone who does something as smart and cool and important as *checks notes* studies frog fungus.
Now, at 29, I’m lowkey having a panic attack because my academic email is filled with middle schoolers wanting me to answer their questions about pygmy raccoons and I keep putting off answering them because I’m so overwhelmed with all the other raccoon stuff I have to do.
Anyway, greatest apologies to any scientist I ever emailed as a child and also an adult.
I know your research is really important and I appreciate all you are doing but this is so fucking funny
ok so this would be my vision for the cigarette cake x
take and take and take (click for quality!)
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Hi. It's me, Trustfund Whitelady, here to tell you all about my queer-owned small business oddities shop. Check out our multiple products on offer such as: quartz bought in bulk from Amazon, $5 vinyl stickers of animals in cowboy hats, king cake plastic baby earrings, and up in our display case, a taxidermied bat we for sure don't have a permit for. Our brick and mortar store has no available parking or public restroom but it DOES smell so strongly of incense that you'll need to hose yourself down after exiting :) If you can't make it out to the shop, no worries! We'll be at the craft market next Saturday between the amigurumi mushrooms stall and the 3d printed fidget slugs stall
Thinking of that random 3yr old who had a pocket full of pseudolegendary dragons in B2W2...
What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?
When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.
It’s called ‘being able to see the corpse’
So if I put you in an L-shaped swimming pool, and you knew there was a corpse around the corner, you'd be fine?
loving the implication that I'm a little animal and you're a scientist putting me into various bodies of water to test my corpse:water ratio tolerance
Pygmy Raccoon Healthcare Donation Update
Hello, everyone! I just wanted to make a post to update everyone on what is going on with the critically endangered pygmy raccoon we found dying at a beach club. I am going to try to be as transparent as possible, however, please understand that due to federal and ethical regulations, there are some things I cannot tell you (right now). If I say something like "let me cook," I need you to trust me and let me cook.
First off, we raised about $1,000 US dollars.
When I say that tumblr dot com literally saved the life of a critically endangered pygmy raccoon, I mean it. My nonprofit credit card won't let me pull money out of the ATM, and I did not have enough cash to use my personal card, so without y'all's help, that raccoon would have gone the way of the two others that died before it.
I am going to do my best to send everyone a thank you note, but I apologize in advance if that takes forever.
Here is what the money went to:
Making sure the vet had the federal permits to provide care to a critically endangered species
Electrolytes and medication
Blood work, urinalysis, fecal samples
The follow-up checkup
ATM fees (Unfortunately, but they are cheaper than fees to transfer money to Mexico other ways. It's insane)
Transportation costs
Food for the raccoon
The second follow-up checkup that is happening today and any subsequent testing (I will keep y'all updated.)
Now, to address some other important things y'all will probably want to know:
Q: Is this the raccoon that tried to fuck his mom?
A: No. I thought it was initially from the photos I was sent. It's really hard to tell what they really look like when they are that dehydrated. It may possibly be a female? I am gonna be so real with you, I know a lot of things, but I do not understand Spanish gendered language (nor does my translating headphones or google translate) and I haven't gotten that close to the raccoon to check. But it is one of that particular mama's babies from her youngest litter.
Q: Is the raccoon going to die?
A: I honestly do not know. I hope not. They are certainly improving. They have recently started calling out in the night for their mother, which I think is a sign that they know where they are now (which is away from home) and they want to get back to their family.
Q: Do you know what happened?
A: It is a combination between malnutrition and poison.
Q: Do you know who poisoned the raccoons and why?
A: mmmmmmmmm. Yes. Let me (us) cook though, please. It's some onceler type shit is all I can say right now.
Q: Do you need further donations?
A: Right now, I have enough funds to cover what needs to be done up until today. I do not know what will be needed in the future as raccoons do seem to keep getting sick and dying. If you would like to donate for future pygmy raccoon medical care, you are welcome to, now have a specific section in my nonprofit/research budget for medical care on the island, so the money would only be used for that (but maybe not for the same raccoon.) If you are interested in supporting medical care for pygmy raccoons, donations can be made here (all are tax deductible. If you make a really big donation and want a receipt with my EIN, it me up) Venmo
PayPal
Website
Q: Can you post photos of the raccoon?
A: Yes. The read more isn't working here because this post is so long but
WARNING. While there's no blood and guts or anything, the raccoon in the photos are clearly sick. Do not keep scrolling if you do not wish to see.
The sick raccoon in question is one of these two. They are from Mama's youngest litter. Remember when I said I discovered something very exciting and important? These are who were doing that thing I discovered. Even though I can't really tell them apart, they are both so smart and wonderful and I really hope that one of them doesn't lose a twin.
Here is the raccoon the day it was rescued:
And here they are from a few nights ago when they were crying out for their family:

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Okay just in case there's people on tumblr who were too little in 2016 to actually remember it yourself, I cannot stress enough that the clown sightings were a thing. That's not a bit that people just made up like pretending that people in camo are invisible. This is a real tweet from the time:
I can clearly remember the moment I first realised my mother and I were living on completely different planes of existence. I was 7 years old and I came home from my school's first track and field day having placed second or third in every event. the teachers had been making jokes all afternoon about how many times they had to call my name. my friends thought I was cool as shit. my enemies thought I was cool as shit too, come to think of it. I was proud as hell. so I get home with the entire front of my shirt covered in ribbons like I was a military dictator who'd awarded himself every medal, I walk into the kitchen and tell my mum all about my day, and she goes "oh, that must be disappointing not getting any firsts." and I'm like no?? first of all the first place ribbons are red and I don't like red. second of all look at me. there's literally nowhere left on my body for accolades. I am fucking Jacked of All Trades. how could this possibly be a disappointment.
I've failed to read rooms I was alone in
I had a dream that Joe Biden kept trying to sneak back into the white house to become the president again and he had a variety of silly disguises like in one he was wearing a big moustache and top hat and introduced himself as Job Iden and tried to sell trump snake oil and trump was super interested until his moustache fell off and then JD vance was like "wait a minute.. that's joe biden!!" amd he was like "welp, gotta run, see ya later jack!" and then all the evil white house staff were shaking their heads cus joe biden almost sneaked into the white house and the newest aid was there and she was like "That was a close call, Mr President" and his new aide was actually kamala harris wearing a big cartoon wig and they were all too distracted by joe biden to notice

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yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-
did she just win.
I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!
wait wait wait stew goblin wait
get ready for the wedding
Not to overstate the perks of divorce, but as a kid whose parents divorced, remarried, divorced, and married again one of my favourite things is to show up to family functions like “I’m related to literally none of you. What up with these mini muffins tho”
I spent last thanksgiving with my ex-stepparent’s new spouse’s family and the kids were like “are you our step-brother?” and I just cackled like a cartoon villain
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