like sunlight dancing on your skin

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

I think a lot of people would benefit from unlearning the idea that casual sex is inherently disgusting, harmful, or immoral just because they personally don’t want to partake in it. You can stand up for sexual safety and consent without acting like people who enjoy fucking strangers are degenerates. I take no issue with anyone asserting boundaries or stating that they’re not interested in certain kinds of sex or even sex as a whole. But when you condemn or express disgust at others for engaging in consensual sex, that’s when you start to sound like a puritan.

Btw, this includes self-proclaimed “feminists” who shame and lecture women for giving men “access” to their bodies. Bodies are not commodities and sex is not inherently transactional. You don’t lose anything by having sex on purpose with a person you find attractive. Sex is not some metaphysically transformative thing that bonds you to the other person forever. It is literally not that deep.

i bet count von count has killer fuckin music taste

These are the words of puppeteers who should not be up this early

my liege is that item on the shelf too high for you to reach? fear not, i shall grab it for you. HNNNNNGHHH MMMMMHHGGH HHHHHHHH (cant reach it either)well shit my liege

shawty's like a malady in my head

YES

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

thinking about what to eat for dinner voice: hm... munch to consider...

munch to consider

babe are you okay you reblogged got that fog in me 11 times

wait, i did? i don't remember doing that...

you buy 1 cd it's over... you want 100 now

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville