The First Clooo

Any day now

Yo like fr bro chill out 😭😭

sitting my white ass down and listening

They're unlocking new quantities

great

four trans people walk into a movie theater …

“Aww. They were checking on him!” I said, like a normal person. Internally, I thought “Maybe you could do the thing you do with dead pets, where you show them to the living pets so the living pet understands they’re gone. But I guess if you did that to a bunch of scavenging species, they’d be like “Well, that’s very sad but he IS food now.” So what you’d need, for human sensibilities, is some sort of transparent corpse barrier. Like a see-through coffin oh that’s what the dwarves were doing! You’ve stopped paying attention to this conversation about the loss of a beloved family member you gotta phase back in.”

i may be having a horrible day but i can always count on bonnie NOT having a horrible day. because there's never a bad day when you're a bunny. you just sleep and eat and shit. it's a great life.

line 4: average frenchman

The bunny of the day is ... chip bunny!!!

@moethh don't hide this in the tags

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

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PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING