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me walking into the animal shelter: hi id like the stupidest cat you have
sometimes my cat won’t eat her dinner so i thought i was tricking her into eating by putting a few treats on it but she’s actually tricked me into feeding her treats and i want a stupider cat
Literally what I said to the woman at the shelter. I want the dumbest cat you have
Look at him, he’s got no brain cells. You can hear the elevator music playing in his empty skull. I love him
you look into this animals eyes and you can tell absolutely nothing is going on in there i am so happy for you
i do not ghost purposely i just have no idea what to say ever
lord forgive me but I may have to make a nonessential purchase

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sometimes i would like to turn off the internet forever and move to the countryside in abruzzo and be taken in by a very stern old woman who runs a local trattoria and teaches me the ins and outs of hand pulling pasta and in exchange for room and board and pasta and a paltry wage with which to buy sparkling soda i thanklessly work as a kitchen helper for years and she is very stern and cold at first but eventually we build up a very slow friendship and she begins to let me into her life and tells me stories of her youth and teaches me more and more about making the perfect dishes and one night she invites me to drink red wine and eat bread with her and she tells me that when she passes the restaurant will fall to me and she was only being so hard on me at first because she knew of my potential and i thank her for all she has done to me over the years and she remains stern but warmer and when she does pass i operate the restaurant with love and care and eat well every night and make merry with the regulars but never forgetting who leaves us behind
Old dude came in the shop and when I said "lemme know if you have any questions" he goes "what was the name of Alexander the Great's horse," thinking he was so funny. I told him Bucephalus, and he was so disappointed. Like his whole day was hanging on beating me at trivia. He says "you're only the second person who knew that" and I said "well, probably the third if you count Alexander the Great." He left without buying anything, and did not say goodbye. I think I honestly hurt his weird little feelings! Sorry I'm a bitch, old man!
i wish i was a character on a silly tv show so gay people on tumblr dot com would psychoanalyze me for free
Solar Squirt?
Credit: NASA/SDO/Helioviewer
Hey. Can you not call it that? Thanks.

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Mr. Jorge Gutierrez is an inspiration, a trailblazer, a singularly visionary artist with an instantly recognizable style and I love him and admire him so much. But the family of the main character (girl on the left) in his new Netflix show “Maya y los tres” (”Maya and the Three” in English) looks like this:
and one of my special personal character design least favorite things is this god dang
HUGE DAD tiny dainty mom and look-alike dainty daughter animated family arrangement
and I am at my limit, sir. Mr. Gutierrez I love you and I’m going to watch this show but you are on thin ice my man
Hiccup isn’t a daughter but How To Train Your Dragon did this exact same thing and I was just as disappointed with that too. So he’s also invited to this post.
One day someone will do an animated family where the mom is huge and beefy and the dad is small and delicate, or the courageous daughter main character takes after Beef Dad much more than she takes after Dainty Mom, or some other kind of subversion, and on that day I will be healed. But today is not that day.
Just had a fag moment
In America they call it a smoke break
im american this post is about sucking cock
mice are having sex in my walls :(
the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled
@oyavaski i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????
never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are
you fucked those mice yourself
I fucked those mice myself
when george h.w. bush was naming george w. bush he was like you can have most of my name... but i'm keeping herbert. ok bro 😂😂
I’m high in the shower. I’m 21. I’m in a foreign country. I’m in love. He’s making me toast while I wash my hair. It’s 9:24pm.

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