look up, the stars are fading.

Hayley Atwell attends the "Mass" press night at Donmar Warehouse.

- puck sings casual about [girl] (Rachel/Quinn/Lauren/etc) bc she rebuffed him due to his delinquency, with “knee deep in the passenger seat and [we’re makin’ out] is it causal now” swapped in

- cheerios do hot to go perfectly + sue calls them garbage babies

- Kurt does pink pony club in a way that is both gay and homophobic, possibly to cheer up sad Rachel

-Rachel is singing good luck babe to Finn in a way that makes outright mockery of the lesbian overtones with zero self awareness

- the girls do femininomenon and the “can you play a song with a [freakin] beat?” Would be split between Mercedes and Santana due to Ryan Murphy’s incurable racism

- will schuester does something he should be fired for

things I am unsure of:

- whether Santana does super graphic ultra modern girl for the “never waste a Friday night on a first date” or naked in manhattan for “and we both have a crush on Regina George” but she does not get to do “good luck babe” even though it is thematically appropriate for her arc bc Rachel is singing that to Finn, though she might get a backup vocal in the choir room