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we are in the midst of a friday ass thursday. keep your wits about you.

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

tummy. bad

tummy BAD.

i can always relate to a girl who wants to leave

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

It sucks that the only way to begin is by beginning

it's even worse that the only way to learn is by playing and the only way to win is by learning

But the only way to begin is by beginning. So let's begin.