Oh my god you can see him really acting natural with it, going where he wants, stopping and looking around, not confused or clumsy with it. they really gave this turtle a little mobility aid it took to.

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Oh my god you can see him really acting natural with it, going where he wants, stopping and looking around, not confused or clumsy with it. they really gave this turtle a little mobility aid it took to.

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Natalie Portman and Taika Watiti hyping up the new Thor movie as āso gayā and āsuper gayā respectively JUST before the premier screening only for the plot to revolve all around Thor and Janeās relationship is so extremely fucking funny
FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND POUNDS OF PRESSURE. THAT IS MY POWER. MY PISS STREAM LASER BEAM. NO FORCE ON EARTH IS ENOUGH TO RESIST MY URINE. THIS IS NO WATER PICK. I AM FAR STRONGER THAN ANY PRESSURE WASHER. I AM A FORCE OF NATURE. A MANMADE NATURAL DISASTER. EVERY DAY I MUST REPLACE MY TOILET BECAUSE THE LAST ONE WAS REDUCED TO DUST. NOT STONES. NOT GRAVEL. DUST. A FINE-GRAINED DUST. NO MAN BEFORE ME HAS POSSESSED A WEAPON SUCH AS THIS. DO YOU KNOW WHY I FEEL NO FEAR? BECAUSE TO PISS MY PANTS IN TERROR WOULD MEAN TOTAL ANNIHILATION OF THE HUMAN RACE. MY PEEING REGULARLY IS A PUBLIC FUCKING SERVICE TO HUMANITY, PROPERTY DAMAGE BE DAMNED. HAVE SOME DAMN RESPECT. I AM LIKE THE HULK IF EVERY MUSCLE IN HIS BODY WAS DEVOTED TO HIS BLADDER. THE UNITED NATIONS CLASSIFIES MY PENIS AS A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION. OIL COMPANIES WOULD KILL FOR A DRILL AS POWERFUL AS ME. THE MILITARY ALREADY HAS. MY PISS WILL KILL GOD ONE DAY. NEVER DOUBT ME AGAIN.
Recently in:Ā āCis people and the way they approach things.ā
I was talking to a cis bi woman, along with one of my girlfriends who is a trans lesbian, and the fact that Iām also intersex came up in conversation. Specifically the fact that Iāve had period cramps/symptoms since I was 16, grew breasts at that age, etc., and the things which cause that.
And at that point in the conversation the cis woman immediately goesĀ āOh so youāre not really trans then.āĀ
Like..she was SO eager to jump to that. Like it made her more comfortable to get that idea in her head. I had to immediately explain that noā¦I am still a woman who was assigned male at birth. I still experienced the life that a closeted little trans girl experiences. I didnāt hit puberty and have everyone goĀ āOh, okay, this is a girlā, I hit puberty and had everyone goĀ āwhat is wrong with this boy, heās a freak, and we should abuse him even moreā.
She still didnāt seem convinced, although she let it drop.Ā
Like most cis people really donāt seem to get the idea that the only thing separating us is a birth assignment that is incredibly arbitrary and they actively reject that reality when itās brought to their attention. Itās why terfs really really donāt like being reminded that intersex people exist and that we can be cis or trans and that their rhetoric harms all of us regardless. It means that someone bearing one of those uteri that they hold up as being theĀ āfount of womanhoodā might exist in an amab person and that just wears even more holes in their bullshit. So they pay lip service to intersex people and act offended when anyone brings us up.Ā
All of this.
Thereās like 12 different kinds of tension in this image.
quick question
why is the one in the middle wearing 5 shirts
thatās why sheās being bullied
ok but they also have different versions that show each girl in the group getting bullied by the others

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saw the absolute funniest plate while my mom and i were window shopping in beverly hills today
cock is one of my favorite plates, not only that but bowls smell amazing,
i made this for a group chat but i figured i might as well post it here too
the most exciting thing about tumblr is when youāre reading an issue post and you have to guess if youāre supposed to agree with it or not before getting to the last comment
Do some of you not form your own opinions? Yikes
oh shit i guess this is a bad post
this string of tags is too good to not include
I know people say āTumblr in a nutshellā far too often, but I literally have yet to see a more apt description of this piece of shit app
how can someone (me) be so beautiful (me) but also so underrated (me)

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No gay has all 5:
- A job
- Good relationship with father
- Neurotypical brain
- Ability to top
- Driverās license
this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.
jokes on you Iāve got none
Heartbreaking Simpsons Moments 1/ā: Bart Gets an F
I never understood why itās an F if he gets more than half out of 100? Unless itās more than 100. If you get more than half the answers right how is it an F?
You must not be from America. Here, grading is fucked up.
Average American Grading Scale: A+- 97-100 A - 94-96 A- - 90-93 B- 80-89 C- 70-79 D- 60-69 F- 59 and under
oh wow that is fucked up
why do they skip E in america
Thereās an E in other grading scales?
And in some places in America it goes by a 7 point scale, so itād be A - 100-93 B - 92-85 C - 84-78 D - 77-70 F - 69 and below
Now you understand why American kidās feel like thereās no point to school. If you have a 100 question text, and get 79 of them correct, thatās a C. That meanās your Average Intelligence on this particular subject. And it getās even worse when you have only like⦠a 10 question quiz. If you get two wrong? thatās a B. 80 fucking %. Now tell me again why American schoolās are easier?Ā
No wait but whats the grading system in other countries?
UK Grading Scale
100-70: A
69-60: B
59-50: C
49-40: D
Below 40: F
ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME?! THATS INSANE!!!!
next time you try to tell americans that weāre stupid
iām gonna remind you
that our āaverageā is your āAā
French system: a grade on 20, 40 on big exams, 10 for short tests. There are no real levels but kids made them: above 15 is great, above 10 is good, above 5 is a bit low and under 5 is bad. We are only judged by our unofficial system we do by ourselves, teachers often announce an average on tests so you know how good you did. And itās better like this.
If you want to know why the United States has one of the highest student depression/anxiety rates in the world, please examine this post. Americans arenāt stupid, our grading scale is much harder.Ā
The American grading scale needs to fucking change. Like now.
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I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things likeĀ āoh itās such a small town, only 35,000 peopleā like bitch my town has 200 people, you need to pick a new adjectiveĀ
According to Wikipedia, a small town is 1,000-20,000 people. So although you are correct in stating that 35,000 people is not a small town (it is a large town), you are incorrect in thinking that you live in a town. You live in a village. You are a villager.
Iā¦ā¦ donāt know what to do with that informationā¦ā¦a villagerā¦
all bitches born after 2019 know is mommy, daddy, blankie, and wah
Someoneās gonna find this post again in fifteen years and weāre all going to have to deal with the repercussions