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fuck instagram except for the lesbian couple i follow on there with two kids who got married 10 years ago as a “heterosexual couple” and then one night one of them came out as a lesbian and then the other one came out as a trans woman so they stayed together and now live their best gay life

I dont know what emotion this gives me but im feeling it violently

Okay but what deck is that, the backs are gorgeous

remember when angelina jolie got a double mastectomy and Every Single Man on Earth acted like it was a personal attack on them specifically

Even though by the time it was announced she already had her breasts reconstructed and she was only going public about it to warn other women about risks?

I know a lot of landlords are jerks but my favorite landlord ever was an older eccentric gay man and whenever something went wrong in my apartment he would always say “I’ll send one of the boys over.” And then some absolutely shredded young man would show up in white jeans, exceptionally polite, and fix it the same day.

you had the only valid landlord ever

wait a minute is this the person who asked if jesus was a tits or ass man

Is this post from before or after the sexual side effects

the funniest thing about this is the assumption that jesus was straight

my great-grandfather had to leave italy in the 20′s because he hit a fascist with a tuba, so if you think I am going to take this sitting down you are going to have to catch these hands and also this tuba

When my grandmother got married in the Philippines during WWII, she had to do so under her sister’s name. She couldn’t use her own because she was wanted by the occupying Japanese forces for slapping a soldier off a dock when he assaulted her friend. So if you think I’m not going to backhand some pussy-grabbing fascist then meet me on the fucking dock.

My family no longer has a crest because records of my great grandfather’s existence was burned because he knee’d one of Franco’s guards in the dick repeatedly after the bombing of Guernica, where his wife’s family was from. I will knee every fascist I meet in the respective genitalia. 

the holy trinity.

I’m really glad this post has gotten a lot of notes.

I am so in love with how fucking annoyed Andy looks when he makes himself laugh

In this house we Stan (1) Andy and his uncomfortable non verbal facial expressions

Fucking customers

All customers everywhere must die

demolished

Gottem!

i went to fact check this and he literally is

this is what it’s like having siblings

Accurate

the screech lmfaooo

This is on my mind more or less constantly at the moment… :/