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Seemlessness

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i won’t lie this scene still fucks. you ever have a chat about the death of God with Death himself over some chicago deep dish pizza

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You can only reblog this today.

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I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

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Me, starting my day after my morning coffee:

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YOU SHAVED THEM?!?

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guess who got polls motherfucker

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me?

disney just fired 7000 workers and covered it up by announcing toy story 5

Voting ended onFeb 10, 2023

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Shoutout to this gem of a headline

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Is this the new SuperHell® news format?

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Angelina Jolie talks Internet - 1994 [x]

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“I’ve been feeding this stray cat in my complex for about a month. It’s gotten to the point where she follows me around on my walks even. This morning I was greeted to her doing this”

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God-tier account of a Cambridge computer scientist trying to get police to investigate his bike theft camera footage:

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King

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Daniel is a he/him lesbian we love that

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he’s a cartoon character. he is a little girl. he is a friend. he’s my homeboy. my rotten soldier. my sweet cheese. my good time boy

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Fun Fact, thats, more or less, something that wealthy people in China and Japan did, they were called “musical floorboards.” Designed to squeak when stood upon. A person could make noise all the way down a corridor.

The residents and servants knew which floorboards made a sound and avoided them. But a burglar, or assassin didn’t. If you heard the creaking of floorboards, you knew danger was coming.

Even better, despite what movies may show, a lot of the old west was founded by Chinese immigrants, so there could have been carpenters around who knew how to make the musical floorboards!

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They were also called Nightingale Floors, and looking up to make sure I had the right term, I found they were super clever! They were more than just ill-fit boards or whatever makes floors creak normally, they actually used little metal bars under the boards placed into small holes in the boards to cause the creak.

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The best things on the internet are when someone makes a joke and then Miss Frizzle rolls up for an educational adventure.

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Some Queenie fo today

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i’ve never seen a mouse that looks so much like a mouse before

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She looks like she belongs on the cover of a beloved illustrated children’s book 🥺

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