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[ID] A full color digital drawing of Lup, grinning with her hands held out to the side. She is a slender elf with light brown skin and chin length blonde hair. She’s wearing a long red robe which is flowing out around her, a matching red jacket over top. The jacket has gold accents, an IPRE patch on the breast and arm, and the bi pride flag on the other arm. She’s wearing jean shorts and tall lace up brown boots. She’s smiling and looking to the right. [end ID]

“The late Merle Highchurch rolled a five”

Griffin: “Are you using the umbrella like Mary Poppins-style? You don’t need to.” Justin: “Oh, natch. And I don’t need to. For sure. But I deffo am.”

“I can fuck any onion I want!”

“the memory of my grandfather’s name died long before i was born”

“hot diggity shit that is a baller cookie”

“How do you not have a d6 it comes with every game?!” “My daughter…” “Eats them for power????”

“You haven’t seen this ass!”

“what’d you do merle?” “laid down in the road”

“I love you guys. You just set my fucking dog on fire”

“Hey, you calm the fuck down, sir! There’s no yelling in the Fantasy Costco!”

the little boy who created the Flaming Raging Poisoning Sword of Doom was at the live show tonight, and when the McElroys asked where he was, they couldn’t see him, so his dad lifted him up Circle of Life-style and people shone their phone flashlights and SURPRISE, HE WAS THE TINIEST CUTEST ANGUS MCDONALD

“none of the seven birds except Taako and Lup knew each other before the mission” is obviously a great dynamic, but I think it would be even funnier if biology professor Merle Highchurch gave Barry the one A-minus he ever received in college, and Barry was salty about it but they never interacted again until getting assigned to the same Fantasy NASA mission decades later

Modern AU Lup went to clown college and then clowned to put herself through an astrophysics degree

we all know the "6 wizards and 1 fighter" dynamic of the Starblaster but I raise you: six bisexuals and one gay

we all know the "6 wizards and 1 fighter" dynamic of the Starblaster but I raise you: six bisexuals and one gay

i wanna make spoiler free taz balance memes to send to my friend to make her listen to the podcast

[ID] A full color lineless drawing of Barry, shown from the neck up smiling. He is a human man with tan skin, short shaggy brown hair, and brown eyes. He’s wearing a red robe and glasses. The background is teal and a small red heart is floating next to his head. [end ID]