I'm just using this for reblogs

It's like when they reintroduced wolves to yellowstone

"I bet it's so easy to be a cat and not have to worry about work or school!" Well THINK AGAIN. Kitties are so little that they can't even get their own ice cream out of the freezer. Their paws are too Small.

what no that can't be true

dr who is so crazy imagine your species goes extinct except for two theater kids who call themselves The Orthodontist and the Administrator and they just go around causing problems and destroying your entire culture's reputation

did you hear about the ancient race of enchanted elves? they fell into the darkness of their own hubris. anyway that over there is the two survivors, Wiz and da Boss, who are only taking breaks from kicking each other in the nuts to make out

bad news fellas, just got word from the boss, he says no more kissing each other on the job

he says kissing while pretending to be a lost young couple when you hear enemy guards approaching is fine, but only if there's no feelings involved

What does he say about kissing while pretending to be a lost young couple when you hear enemy guards approaching when you think there is no feelings involved, but as you pull away, you look into the other person's eyes and realise how many different colours live there, and suddenly you're falling and you can't get up, and they're the only one to offer you a hand. What then??

he says that's fine, but no tongue

corporate fae at it again

Hotel Transylvania

I'm sobbing oh my god

Wait why does Dracula refer Joanne as *his* daughter?

if your child marries someone, that partner becomes your daughter-in-law or son-in-law. 

This makes the English nerd in me extremely happy.

i survived a tuesday, and for what? wednesday? disgusting.

please stop trying to sell me weed over tumblr