deepseacreature

Last night was a thousand year old scrap of linen paper painstakingly re-assembled by a team of archeologists

is that a book of poetry in your pocket or is your penis just poignant and insightful and beautiful

Area X and the house (piranesi) making out while the backrooms watches from the [very fucked up] cuck chair

discord has turned people into wild animals

Interesting that the Backrooms movie is just a copy of Piranesi in almost literally every way and I can’t find another person talking about their many, many connections.

[trying to impress stranger at party] yeah my thoughts are literally influenced by a distant malevolent engine

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

This month, every bug is gay

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten