hate it when pets learn words, my dog flips out when he hears "greenie" so we had to start saying "G word" but now he knows G word so we have to say shit like "are we out of emerald indulgences"
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hate it when pets learn words, my dog flips out when he hears "greenie" so we had to start saying "G word" but now he knows G word so we have to say shit like "are we out of emerald indulgences"

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Hey. I think I hate you.
Hey. I really hate you.
actual scum a reminder to all the real fanfic writers out there that you are appreciated and id rather read a fic that was written by a human being with passion behind it then ai generated slop any day of the week
THIS is the comic that has been banned
It was flagged as "Eksplicit", shadowbanned, and every reblog turned invisible. The flagging is also unappealable (unless that is an error, thanks tumblr)
Happy Trans Day of Invisibility from your tumblr mods!
Only found out because I tried to reblog with an update from your local trans unicorn siblings!
I cannot even LINK to my old comic without every new post getting deleted.
And yet, we will CONTINUE to exist, and grow, and find each other. We will be visible up to and beyond our own deaths. Because we stand for love. We love ourselves and each other and that just makes us stronger.
âWhy donât you use aiâ idk man beyond the obvious environmental and âthis machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselvesâ thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid
like i quite literally have never been more passionate about anything than i am about the human raceâs invariable desire to tell stories and the fact that we always find a way to do it, through spoken language and written language and body language and visual art and theater and poetry and oral tradition and a million other things. there are so many things we take for granted about the human experience that we never stop to think about but i really want you to take a step back and consider how fucking amazing it is that our need to tell stories transcends all boundaries of time and geography and borders and language. it is one of very few things that is legitimately intrinsic to human nature and i will never stop being completely in awe of humanity for that.

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Disney really didn't need to give Dana more reasons to hate them but by god they gave her some anyway
Fuck AI
your weird obsession with moral purity is degrading your critical thinking skills and poisoning your ability to empathize with other people btw
your weird obsession with moral purity is degrading your critical thinking skills and poisoning your ability to empathize with other people btw
Well those are allllmost done
question. why do you have 7 featureless grey monoliths in your driveway
There's eight actually but the last one is still in the garage
question. why do you have eight featureless grey monoliths
They're actually a really dark purple
question. why do you have seven featureless really dark purple monoliths in your driveway and an eighth in the garage
Some of them do have features though. There's holes and hinges and stuff, so I can put secrets in em
question. why do you have 8 really dark purple occasionally featureful monoliths
The heart wants what the heart wants
this reads like a muppet sketch
see? See!??!
You're not wrong
This post is less than six months old.
Sometimes posts just, have olde tumblr post energy. And ya gotta live wit dat.
đš Someone else's fiction cannot cause you physical harm.
đšIf someone else's fiction is causing you emotional or psychological harm, or distress, you can put it down and not read/watch it.
đšYour emotional well-being is not the responsibility of fiction writers.
đšSomeone else's fiction is not about your personal trauma.
đšWhen reading or watching fiction, you always have the power. You can always stop. You are never reading fiction without your own consent.
đšFiction writers are not responsible for other people's mental health.
đšThe content of a piece of fiction does not reflect on the morality of its author.
đšJust because someone writes about bad things happening, doesn't mean they want those things to happen.
đšDon't like? Don't read.
in honor of the Lilo & Stitch remake being a huge piece of shit here's a comic about what the original meant to me as an 8 year old

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When will yâall learn
[Image ID: Tweet by Pearl 3: peal (@/PearloLesbo):Â âBro trust me my exclusionism is different bro no where are you going no trust be bro its good this time bro I swear this time theyâre actually harmful trust me bro this is good bigotry bro I swear bro this time itâs different and justified broâ /End ID.]
I watched trans discourse to nb discourse to bi discourse to ace discourse to aro discourse to any person without a full label discourse to any kinky lgbtqia+ discourse to queer discourse to intersex discourse to pan discourse
I am not lying when I tell you it is. Literally. All. The. Same.
âSecret disgusting straight group is trying to overtake us and lying about being a part of (label I conveniently dislike)! Every other group we shit on before is actually okay but this group is REALLY SERIOUSLY SECRET STRAIGHTS TRYING TO DESTROY US!!â
There it is. the discourse for the next decade. Packaged with a bow just for you. When you see it tell them itâs literally just EVERY DISCOURSE I SAID UP THERE repackaged. Because it is. <3
Subchapters:
Theyâre âappropriatingâ our language. Not because âcoming outâ is something that accurately described their experience but because theyâre evil secret straights who want our stuff.
They want our âresourcesâ, because acceptance and support are not available in unlimited supplies and going to support groups that you donât need is something evil secret straights do.
They have âprivilegeâ. Unlike us, who are not all a combination of axis of oppression and privilege because of the many aspects of our identity. Weâre 100% oppressed all the time in every way.
They donât âsufferâ like we do. Because itâs totally okay to demand that people publicly expose their traumas in order to be accepted by us. Thatâs not âbullying others the way we have been bulliedâ at all.
I tap the mic. âMost people donât want to crawl down your chimney and steal your dog.â
the crowd murmurs uncertainly.
âIf someone wants to steal your dog,â I continue, âthere are easier ways to do that. They donât have to crawl into a chimney.â
Murmuring intensifies. People stand in their seats and begin to boo.
âPeople disguising themselves as chimney sweepers and stealing dogs is not a rational fear,â I shout. âLiterally anyone could steal your dog. Why make sweeping chimneys illegal?â
âI have a list of chimney sweeps who stole dogs from parks!â Someone yells, throwing a shoe.
âYou seriously think no chimney sweepers could possibly ever steal from a home?â Another cries.
âOnly a dog thief would even want to crawl into a chimney to begin with!â Says a third.
A single tear rolls down my cheek. They are all so fucking stupid
This is a metaphor
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"aroaces can still date!" like okay?? then have you ever considered that allos can still want to be single as well but i guess ppl don't talk about that for some reason.
"Punishment works!!!" We're drowning in three to four generations of people so pants-shittingly terrified of ever being wrong that half of everyone has constructed a worldview wherein they never even consider the possibility that they could be wrong and the other half behaves like one wrong move will make anything or anyone explode violently into a million irreperable pieces. I don't think it works guys
I know this might be a bold take but maybe teaching everyone from a young age that ever making a mistake will be met with unimaginable pain and misery doesn't actually encourage learning or correct behavior. If anything it creates a sense of terror so powerful it completely suffocates curiosity and exploration, thus leading to people knowing absolutely nothing but whatever is brought directly to them, which is a big problem in a world where information is so tightly controlled that a very small number of very powerful people basically have complete power over what people see and hear on a day-to-day basis when not actively seeking new and rigorously verified information from diverse and trustworthy sources.
if any of this sounds like you, start by looking up the definition of words you've heard and are pretty sure you know what they mean, but haven't actually double-checked for yourself. Just like, whenever it occurs to you. Great first step
This post goes out to the "we need to bring back bullying" crowd. Just because you aren't hitting someone physically doesn't mean you aren't being punitive. Maybe it isn't actually healthy to believe it's necessary to harass and humiliate anyone who makes you upset or uncomfortable. That sounds like a you problem actually.
Anyways, breaking the cycle of abuse starts with you and how you treat yourself. You have to give yourself grace and room for error or you'll never be able to cultivate a healthier mindset than your trauma left you with. It's not easy, but you have to trust yourself that whatever seems kinder than however you usually treat yourself is probably a good enough start.

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Mad about politics again
There seems to be a lot of people in the notes getting pedantic about how border collies are herding dogs, not livestock guardians. I can't claim to know the artist's motivation, but to me, isn't that the point? Isn't the point that we aren't supposed to have to be protectors, and shouldn't have been forced into a position where we have to fight, we should both have higher protections than what we've been dealt, but we don't. Sometimes there's no one else to fight for us except us. So we have a choice. We ignore the slaughter because it's not "our job" and hope the wolf doesn't turn on us next (it will), or we stand and fight to protect those more vulnerable than ourselves. We may go down fighting, but it still shouldn't even be a question; of course we fight.
Because without them, who are we?
He is here to steal your crickets