Howdy

at the club fucked up on kerrygold pure irish butter

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

dude what do you mean minecraft still costs like 20 bucks. it should come preinstalled on every computer like solitaire at this point

I work at indeed.com my job is throwing all of the applications away

YOU

Soulja boy tell em

date a forest god whose antlers are heavy with moss and lichens from centuries of lying in wait

da gargoyle brothers

what happened to bingus? you guys used to love bingus

i think everyone should be sillier. i think life would be better that way. i used a marker pen to change the label on the oat milk so that it says boat milk and now i crack up laughing every time i open the fridge

they should invent a digestive system that works

I can't relate to people who don't want attention on their birthday at all, if I go to work on my birthday and my coworker is like "hi how are you?" im like "im a birthday girl :)" immediately