soft in the middle

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

um did you know btw that i will be your father figure put your tiny hand in mine i will be your preacher teacher anything you have in mind???

And you won’t believe it but I will be your father figure I have had enough of crime I will be the one who loves you. Till the end of tiiiime!

#bymyselfmaxxing

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

the key is to really think about things. but don't think about them too much. like, don't overthink it, but make sure you're thinking enough. consider it, but don't worry about it. and definitely don't think about how much you're thinking. then you should be fine.

[AFTER REVEALING VERY TELLING PERSONAL INFO] But don’t read into that. let’s move along

One of my roommates is from China and neither of us speaks the other’s language but lately when she’s in a chatty mood she comes into our kitchen and shows me these douyin Matt Damon x Ben Affleck RPF videos and puts her theories about how Ben has been pining for Matt into google translate for me to read. fujoing out transcends language barriers

will does NOT have prey animals instincts. a prey would at least run away. he just stay there and takes it.

i am just moved by everything now. i'm porous and everything gets inside me

modern car designs are seriously uglier than they have ever been, really at an all time low, something needs to be done about this

i love when my mutuals are mutuals with each other #myecosystem #myenclosure