the ruler is hosting festivities in the capital while the nation collapses, and heretics have caused a schism in the catholic church. i love living in the middle ages.

we even have a The Plague

Reblog hole to destroy bloodlines and oppress Christians

who thinks 👍 is passive aggressive i read it as an old timey mobster going "on it boss"

Whenever I use thumbs up I'm sticking my hand out from under a pile of rubble, too exhausted to speak, but signalling I'm okay

I’m tapping the feed to acknowledge the message like Murderbot

It's never too late to escape from the secret underground government facility you were raised and go on a telekinetic rampage across the city before mysteriously disappearing into the woods

okay actually shout out to the one person who tagged this post Mewtwo, everyone else can go home

Need one more to unlock the door

i just got .... homophobically? micro?aggressed??? at the grocery store??????????? question mark because i'm actually not sure what just happened LMAO

ok so you fucking riposted and put one through his eye. king.

(stumbling out of the document covered in blood) ok i wrote 100 words

Two animals who appreciate the Warm Lamp

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

yeah i drive the truck that isekais all those lonely 20yo NEETs and bored salarymen. it’s a really hard job. they keep sending me to workplace counselling after each hit. “it’s normal to feel guilt at ending someone’s life,” they say. how do i tell them that’s not what makes me feel guilty? “but it’s okay. he’ll live a better life in another world.” yeah, with 100 girls who could have lived normal lives but got drafted into being in these boring dudes’ harems. how many women’s lives have i ruined. and they don’t even know. they don’t even know

140 CHAPTERS?

Help us, strong as fuck ice mummy. You're our only hope

Fun fact! The state of Florida made it illegal for counties and municipalities to mandate employees get water and cooling breaks