i'm rereading the murderbot diaries and murderbot's utter conviction that it and gurathin are bitter enemies is still so funny. buddy. gurathin got over this months ago. he's just a quiet guy.

one-sided antagonism is so delicious.  murderbot diaries i also very much enjoy how surreal it must be for gurathin /   to know that the heavily armed rogue secunit holds a grudge against him /  and also know that all it will ever choose to do about this is make frowny faces and flip him the bird. / (tags via space-mouse)

i flipping hate ao3's layout there's too many goddamn words

This websites hatemail game is insane

Why is this heat so hot 😩

It’s the heat

Source?

a customer today looked at me, said “y’know? i think you’ll appreciate this,” and pulled his shirt down to show me his supernatural tattoo. calling me a slur would’ve been easier

Oh look it’s that short comic that’s haunted me for a decade.

The devil came to my house and tried to burn it down, which is why this post exists in the first place.