lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all

#in the article it says that the sailboat sailors were concerned because they could not be towed quickly because of the kind of boat#so they asked Götheborg what type of ship they were and warned that they would not be able to go above a certain speed#and götheborg went ' we are also a sailboat. 50 meters length. no worries :) '#and the poor sailboat sailors were just like ' That's not possible. they have to be messing with us' and then the ship Rolled Up (via bunjywunjy)

guy who's stuck in a timeloop for so long he stops wanting to leave it. guy who started out trying to escape but slowly grew used to and became comforted by the familiarity of the repeating day. guy who is no longer who he was before the timeloop. guy who is offered a way out and violently refuses it because he can't leave, doesn't want to leave. guy who escapes the timeloop by chance or force or accident and doesn't know how to live anymore. guy who keeps going through motions that don't match the situation and keeps having conversations that aren't actually occurring. guy who panics every time he realizes he can't predict the next instant. guy who left the timeloop but still lives with it.

Play us a tune Jazz Man

theres a snake in my flute

btw if i haven't replied to your messages and you see me posting on here that's just cause i'm a bad person and a terrible friend. hope that clears things up.

[Translated ID: A man walks into bakery, shot from behind the counter, there are many pastries visible. "Hello!" he greets, and the woman behind the counter replies with "Moin"(Dialect for a general greeting/Morning). Customer: "I'd like, uh, two normal bread rolls." Baker: "Yes, gladly!" Customer: "And one of those with the..." the man trails off as he reads the name of the baked good, which reads "Kürbis-Knacki" (Pumpkin-Crunchie) "-with the pumpkin seeds." he continues. Baker: "Which one do you mean?" Customer: "This one, with the... pumpkin seeds." The woman grins and nods eagerly. Baker:"What're they called?" Customer: "Um, one'a- uh, "Kürbis-Knack."" Baker: "Certainly. Would you like anything else?" Customer: "Uh, I'll take one of these uh-" it cuts to the name of the pastry in question, titled "Ich bin ein dummes Stück Dreck" (I'm a dumb piece of dirt) Ominous music swells as the scene changes between the two, the woman is looking expectingly while the man shows slight distress. Customer: "One- One of those Nutella-Berliner?" Baker: "I just don't know what you mean...!" she replies, accusingly. The man stutters. Customer: "One- One of like, those there!" Baker, her face gleeful: "You're gonna need to say it! What is it called?" Customer: "I-" he halts. Again it cuts to the name of the item, then he continues. "I am a dumb piece of dirt?" Baker: "Gladly! Anything else?" The shot shows the man still in discomfort as she asks him. It cuts to another pastry, named "Ich bin eine kleine, gierige Sau *grunz grunz*" (I am a small, greedy, pig *snort snort*). The music swells further. Customer: "This one?" he pleads. Baker nodding in glee: "You know what you have to do." Customer distressed: "I-I am a small greedy pig, snort snort?" Baker, threateningly: "Do it!" It changes between a closeup of her eyes staring at him to his face as he hesitates, then he produces a grunting noise akin to a pig as the tense music cuts. Baker: "That'll be 13.50€ then, please! Have a good day!" she says as the man walks out of the bakery. Another man enters the bakery. Other Man: "Hi! I'd like to have one "I hate my dad", and two "I've got a small di-" the video cuts off the rest of the word. End ID. ]